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NonDawg Dad jokes/ sayings

JMWright1417

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What are some of your favorite dad jokes or zingers (whether you use them or your dad said them) I need some more ammo


"Kicking like a 9-legged ninja" - FIL says this when he likes something I have grilled/ cooked

Me as a kid: "Dad my head hurts"
Dad: Well does your face hurt? Cause it's killing me"

EDIT: don't be afraid of the dirty jokes, I need to be able to make pops spit his drink out
 
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