The 2014 Holidays
I Theatrically Ref a Youth Basketball Holiday Tournament Game
Recruiting Season 2015
Recruiting Season Begins
My DC Gets Hired as a School Crossing Guard
My DC Nearly Gets Fired for Making a Student Do Up Downs
My DC Gets Fired for Barking at a Student
My DC Decides to Go Into Motivational Speaking
My DC Learns He Has to Give a Deposition
My DC Gives a Deposition
An Excerpt from the Deposition
Summer 2015
My DC has a Major Meltdown Over the Game of Thrones Finale
"Voluntary" Workouts Begin
League Tries to Shut Me Down
The 4th of July Party
I Vacation in Brunswick, GA and Dress Like Pete Campbell's Father
The Draft
Planning for the Draft
The Draft Summit Concludes
The Draft
Finding Out We Drafted a Vegan
Telling Other Coaches They Got Litt Up
The Preseason 2015
The First Practice
Trying to Make the Piccolo Player Quit
The Piccolo Player Quits
The Piccolo Player Returns
The Piccolo Player Find a Role - Playing the Rains of Castamere
Game Week Arrives
The Regular Season 2015
The First Game: The LeBaron Trust Fall
My DC Gets Suspended for 4 Games
The Sad Practice
The Third Game: My Youth FB Team Loses
A Tennessee Fan Sucker Punches Me for Barking at His Family
My DC Pawns His GF's Son's Laptop to Buy a UGA-Bama Ticket
My DC Gets Very Nervous for His Suspension Hearing
My DC Gets His Suspension Overturned
My DC Returns to Practice in a Blaze of Glory
The Fourth Game: A Return to Form
We Successfully Recruit the DT with a Rat Tail at K-Mart
The Fifth Game: The DT with a Rat Tail Dominates
Titanic Playoff Showdowns Begin to Take Shape
A Triumphant Return to My HS's Homecoming Game in My Letter Jacket
I Contemplate Riding a Clydesdale
A Kid Takes a Cheap Shot at the Piccolo Player
The Seventh Game: The Youth FB Version of the Red Wedding
The Playoffs 2015
My DC Punches a Vampire at a Haunted House
Someone Takes a Dump in My Parents' Above-Ground Pool
The Division Title Re-Match
The Game of the Century: Part II
The Postseason 2015
Thanksgiving
Barking at a Family of Florida Fans
The Awards Banquet
My DC Nearly Gets Into a Fight with Star Wars Moviegoers
The DT with the Rat Tail Allegedly Superglues a Kid's Hands to His Head
My DC Sings "One Shining Moment" for our Team Video
My Suggestion to Change UGA's 4Q Song to "Rains of Castamere"
Spring 2016: Game of Thrones and a Return to Little League Umpiring
I Decide to Light Up Little Leaguers with a Bunch of Balks
My Glorious Return to Umping Little League Games
I Accidentally Punch a Kid in the Face making an Out Call at 3B
I Attend a Field Party
At Beef's for the Game of Thrones Premiere
My DC and I get Invited to Speak at Career Day
My DC Headbutts a Telephone Pole before Game of Thrones
I make a Strike Three Call from the Field and Meet my Protege
I Wear Batting Gloves to a Braves Game
My Protege Prepares to Unveil His Own Signature Strike Three Call
I Move Out of My Parents' House and Into an Apartment Complex
I Make a Game-Ending Strike Three Call and High Step Off the Field
I Call a Kid Safe for Making a Productive Out
I Spend Memorial Day at My Parents' Timeshare in Westminster, SC
The DT with the Rat Tail's Father Wins Payless Executive Shoe Salesman of the Month
I Get in Trouble for Propping Open the Security Gate at my Apartment Complex
I Miss a Big Call at 3B During the Little League Championship
Summer 2016
Deputy Complex Manager Imposes Restrictions on my 4th of July Party
My DC Drains His Bank Account on Black Cats
4th of July Party
I Begin My Holiday in Brunswick and Bainbridge
I Hit the Town in Brunswick Sharply Dressed and with a Determined Look
I Hop the Fence at Bainbridge HS and Run Some Passing Routes in Cleats
I Decide to Have a Diving Board Installed at my Apartment Complex
The Preseason 2016
I Hire a New Offensive Assistant
The Youth FB Draft
Dinner Meeting with my Offensive Assistant's Probation Officer
First Youth FB Practice: My OL Coach Quits
Punt Return Drills with No Kick Catch Interference
The Kid Who Rides a Unicycle Ruins My Cell Phone Belt Clip
The Season 2016
Game Four: The Ventriloquist "Throws" His Voice and We Narrowly Win
Game Five: The Unicyclist Finally Quits
Playoffs: The Quest for a Threepeat Falls Short
The Holidays 2016
I Harass Some Clemson Fans at Beef O'Brady's
I Get Ejected From a HS Basketball Game
My DC and I Get Ejected from a "Nutcracker" Performance
I Get in a Facebook Fight Over My 20-Year HS Reuinion
My Brother Tries to Prevent My DC and I From Coming to Christmas DInner
Winter/Spring 2017
My DC Gets Ejected From Hooters for the NFC Championship
A GTurd Fans Harasses Me For Wearing Gloves to Drive
I Stride Into Beef's Wearing White Jeans and Reebok Pumps
My DC and the DT with the Rat Tail's Father Consider Opening a Baseball Card Shop
I Lose the Facebook Fight Over the Location of My 20 Year HS Reunion
Opening Night for Little League Umpiring
I Close Out A Little League Game By Barking at the Last Batter
Lettermans Card Emporium Opens
Summer 2017
My Offensive Asst. Gets Arrested After a Fight at a Pinewood Derby Race
I Get My Letter Jacket Drycleaned for my 20 Year HS Reunion
My 20 Year HS Reunion Ends Up Being One for the Ages
Fourth of July: I Reenact the Boston Tea Party in My Apartment Complex Pool
We Drink Flagons of Yellowtail Cabernet for Game of Thrones
The Piccolo Player's Parents Invite My DC and Me to a Screening of An Inconvenient Sequel
Preseason 2017
Preparing for the Draft
The Associate Pastor Emails Me
First Practice: We Discovery We Drafted a British Kid
We Make the British Kid Run Until He Pronounces "Water" Correctly
My DC Considers Driving to South Bend for the ND Game
I Try to Settle on a Starting QB
Regular Season 2017
Game Day Arrives, and I Take Off Work to Prepare
Game One: We Win Using the Formation of Death
My DC Disappears the Day Before the ND Game
My DC Calls Me from Dothan in Tears
Parents Get Upset About My Hurricane Irma Practices
Game Two: My DC Makes a Thrilling Entrance and We Dominate
I Theatrically Ref a Youth Basketball Holiday Tournament Game
Recruiting Season 2015
Recruiting Season Begins
My DC Gets Hired as a School Crossing Guard
My DC Nearly Gets Fired for Making a Student Do Up Downs
My DC Gets Fired for Barking at a Student
My DC Decides to Go Into Motivational Speaking
My DC Learns He Has to Give a Deposition
My DC Gives a Deposition
An Excerpt from the Deposition
Summer 2015
My DC has a Major Meltdown Over the Game of Thrones Finale
"Voluntary" Workouts Begin
League Tries to Shut Me Down
The 4th of July Party
I Vacation in Brunswick, GA and Dress Like Pete Campbell's Father
The Draft
Planning for the Draft
The Draft Summit Concludes
The Draft
Finding Out We Drafted a Vegan
Telling Other Coaches They Got Litt Up
The Preseason 2015
The First Practice
Trying to Make the Piccolo Player Quit
The Piccolo Player Quits
The Piccolo Player Returns
The Piccolo Player Find a Role - Playing the Rains of Castamere
Game Week Arrives
The Regular Season 2015
The First Game: The LeBaron Trust Fall
My DC Gets Suspended for 4 Games
The Sad Practice
The Third Game: My Youth FB Team Loses
A Tennessee Fan Sucker Punches Me for Barking at His Family
My DC Pawns His GF's Son's Laptop to Buy a UGA-Bama Ticket
My DC Gets Very Nervous for His Suspension Hearing
My DC Gets His Suspension Overturned
My DC Returns to Practice in a Blaze of Glory
The Fourth Game: A Return to Form
We Successfully Recruit the DT with a Rat Tail at K-Mart
The Fifth Game: The DT with a Rat Tail Dominates
Titanic Playoff Showdowns Begin to Take Shape
A Triumphant Return to My HS's Homecoming Game in My Letter Jacket
I Contemplate Riding a Clydesdale
A Kid Takes a Cheap Shot at the Piccolo Player
The Seventh Game: The Youth FB Version of the Red Wedding
The Playoffs 2015
My DC Punches a Vampire at a Haunted House
Someone Takes a Dump in My Parents' Above-Ground Pool
The Division Title Re-Match
The Game of the Century: Part II
The Postseason 2015
Thanksgiving
Barking at a Family of Florida Fans
The Awards Banquet
My DC Nearly Gets Into a Fight with Star Wars Moviegoers
The DT with the Rat Tail Allegedly Superglues a Kid's Hands to His Head
My DC Sings "One Shining Moment" for our Team Video
My Suggestion to Change UGA's 4Q Song to "Rains of Castamere"
Spring 2016: Game of Thrones and a Return to Little League Umpiring
I Decide to Light Up Little Leaguers with a Bunch of Balks
My Glorious Return to Umping Little League Games
I Accidentally Punch a Kid in the Face making an Out Call at 3B
I Attend a Field Party
At Beef's for the Game of Thrones Premiere
My DC and I get Invited to Speak at Career Day
My DC Headbutts a Telephone Pole before Game of Thrones
I make a Strike Three Call from the Field and Meet my Protege
I Wear Batting Gloves to a Braves Game
My Protege Prepares to Unveil His Own Signature Strike Three Call
I Move Out of My Parents' House and Into an Apartment Complex
I Make a Game-Ending Strike Three Call and High Step Off the Field
I Call a Kid Safe for Making a Productive Out
I Spend Memorial Day at My Parents' Timeshare in Westminster, SC
The DT with the Rat Tail's Father Wins Payless Executive Shoe Salesman of the Month
I Get in Trouble for Propping Open the Security Gate at my Apartment Complex
I Miss a Big Call at 3B During the Little League Championship
Summer 2016
Deputy Complex Manager Imposes Restrictions on my 4th of July Party
My DC Drains His Bank Account on Black Cats
4th of July Party
I Begin My Holiday in Brunswick and Bainbridge
I Hit the Town in Brunswick Sharply Dressed and with a Determined Look
I Hop the Fence at Bainbridge HS and Run Some Passing Routes in Cleats
I Decide to Have a Diving Board Installed at my Apartment Complex
The Preseason 2016
I Hire a New Offensive Assistant
The Youth FB Draft
Dinner Meeting with my Offensive Assistant's Probation Officer
First Youth FB Practice: My OL Coach Quits
Punt Return Drills with No Kick Catch Interference
The Kid Who Rides a Unicycle Ruins My Cell Phone Belt Clip
The Season 2016
Game Four: The Ventriloquist "Throws" His Voice and We Narrowly Win
Game Five: The Unicyclist Finally Quits
Playoffs: The Quest for a Threepeat Falls Short
The Holidays 2016
I Harass Some Clemson Fans at Beef O'Brady's
I Get Ejected From a HS Basketball Game
My DC and I Get Ejected from a "Nutcracker" Performance
I Get in a Facebook Fight Over My 20-Year HS Reuinion
My Brother Tries to Prevent My DC and I From Coming to Christmas DInner
Winter/Spring 2017
My DC Gets Ejected From Hooters for the NFC Championship
A GTurd Fans Harasses Me For Wearing Gloves to Drive
I Stride Into Beef's Wearing White Jeans and Reebok Pumps
My DC and the DT with the Rat Tail's Father Consider Opening a Baseball Card Shop
I Lose the Facebook Fight Over the Location of My 20 Year HS Reunion
Opening Night for Little League Umpiring
I Close Out A Little League Game By Barking at the Last Batter
Lettermans Card Emporium Opens
Summer 2017
My Offensive Asst. Gets Arrested After a Fight at a Pinewood Derby Race
I Get My Letter Jacket Drycleaned for my 20 Year HS Reunion
My 20 Year HS Reunion Ends Up Being One for the Ages
Fourth of July: I Reenact the Boston Tea Party in My Apartment Complex Pool
We Drink Flagons of Yellowtail Cabernet for Game of Thrones
The Piccolo Player's Parents Invite My DC and Me to a Screening of An Inconvenient Sequel
Preseason 2017
Preparing for the Draft
The Associate Pastor Emails Me
First Practice: We Discovery We Drafted a British Kid
We Make the British Kid Run Until He Pronounces "Water" Correctly
My DC Considers Driving to South Bend for the ND Game
I Try to Settle on a Starting QB
Regular Season 2017
Game Day Arrives, and I Take Off Work to Prepare
Game One: We Win Using the Formation of Death
My DC Disappears the Day Before the ND Game
My DC Calls Me from Dothan in Tears
Parents Get Upset About My Hurricane Irma Practices
Game Two: My DC Makes a Thrilling Entrance and We Dominate
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