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Grab ahold of yourselves, fellows…

Hydrant Chaser

Kirby Whisperer
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If you want Kirby to continue winning championships, you’re going to have to contend with entitled over-testosteroned players that can strike opposing teams in the mouth. Guess what? They have close to zero interest in becoming the traditional gentleman scholars of old. Do you think mandatory study halls on Saturday nights after games will help? Get real.

Absorb the PR hits and beat your chests like you really care about speeding tickets and domestic disputes and graduation rates in silly majors if you must. Much better to be a dominant football team than quiz bowl champions. We’ve tried the other way and no one liked it.

Sportswriters saying Kirby is Urban Meyer 2.0? Hell, no one would be talking about Urban Meyer had he not won three MNCs.
 
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