A Spaghetti Western minus Clint Eastwood sucks Gump:
The Good- I can’t think of a single thing
The Bad- Game Plan and execution.
The ugly- Milroe worst game of his career. WRs were listles. OL was no hum. And coaches did nothing to fix in game problems. Just really sad
What's the buyout? Gump: We need to fire DeBoer. No 8-2 Bama team heading to the playoffs should play this badly against a 5-5 team.
Cold War era Gump: I haven't seen Bama play this badly since Ray Perkins.
Bright side Gump: One good thing is we just made $100,000 from the crowd rushing the field.
Tony Soprano Gump: Milroe better go into witness protection after destroying our program. CKD isn’t far behind.
Thank the Good Lord for Hugh Freeze Gump: Just beat Auburn. That's all we have at this point.
Imagine losing to Vandy and that not being your worst loss Gump: I thought the Vandy loss was embarrassing. That was tame by comparison
Back when Tennersee was national champs: Largest loss to an unranked team since 1998
Oh the humanity Gump: I was worried this game could be competitive, but I never imagined this. I'd forgotten what this caliber of Alabama football was like. My brain wants there to be some missing piece of the puzzle, something other than what might have been the worst an Alabama team has looked this century.
I have sinned Gump: Well I'm going to have to ask for forgiveness in church tomorrow for hoping Milroe was out for the season after walking off for one play... But I was so hopeful Ty would stay in!
I got my pitchfork. Who else is with me? Gump: And as far as the coaches go, I don’t give a rip if you can beat Georgia and LSU if you can’t coach your team well enough to beat middling conference bottom dwellers. You are useless to me. Find a new job.
Milroe should be federally prosecuted Gump: I think Ty is good enough, but for two years now the team has been held hostage by an incompetent player and his sycophants and Ty hasnt really gotten the chance to get the reps or show his ability........and now the new coach has the same issue
Time to rebuild Gump:
Hot take here but im gonna just be honest: KDB and his entire staff can go. Fire them. They WILL not win a championship at Alabama. How in the world do you NOT bench Milroe after that pick 6. He aint cut out for SEC play and the quicker Byrne figures that out the better.
We could've had Thorne Gump: I can’t wrap my brain around it. I don’t want to ride him too hard because he’s a kid, but Milroe may be the worst starting quarterback in all of college football. I understand he’s super athletic, but that does you no good when every team we play knows he can’t throw the football. His football IQ is terrible and if it wasn’t for some great catches his completion percentage would probably be somewhere in the 30 to 40% range. The fact that coaches can’t figure this out baffles me.
I need a new hobby Gump: It’s not fun anymore.
"Mama said if you can't say something good, don't say anything. So we played OU tonight and that's all I have to say about that" Gump: Since I have nothing positive to say about the entire football program, I will sign off for the night.
Shula would be an upgrade Gump: We never got blown out under Shula. Those walk ons and 3 stars played their hearts out.
"I know they say Rome wasn't built in a day, but does anyone know if their empire fell in a day?" Gump: What makes me sad is it seems like to me from the outside that the culture that Saban spent 16 years building up is gone in one season. I know the last couple seasons we have seen cracks in it but the dam burst tonight. KDB will not be the solution. A entire House cleaning needs to happen.
"Milroe using NIL to keep his job" Gump:
Ty CAN run the offense.
He’s not being allowed to because our team is held hostage by Lank monies.
#4 is PAYING other players with LANK profits.
If he gets benched their pay goes away.
How can anyone give up on Ty Simpson when he’s never even been given a shot for off the field stuff that has nothing to do with him?
"It's all one man's fault: Nick Saban" Gump:
Just go back and read the threads after Vandy and UT, we know the issues. CKD needs to take this down to the studs rebuild. I said it before and will reiterate again Saban left him an absolute mess of a lockerroom. Saban thought NIL was going to be some kids making change doing radio commercials.
If Im CKD, Im mad as hell and Im cleaning house in the offseason.
Yes, but are you 6A or 7A? Gump:
Doesn't matter who is calling the offense when it is so drastically handcuffed by the QB. We have a high school QB starting so we get a high school offense...
Kaleb "The Weeknd" Deboer Gump: Post game interview not great, blamed lights a few times, and seems to be blind at qb no criticism made
They running a daycare in Tuscaloosa Gump: Saban treated players like men. This staff treats players like fragile minded toddlers.
"We need some table slamming" Gump: DeBoer is not Kelly. He will not publicly vilify players. Whatever needs to be said will be in private
"Deboer's press conference is a standup routine" Gump: This has to be a joke at this point, right?
"Why postpone the inevitable?" Gump: Oh for crying out loud. If he actually said that, fire him now!
"Leslie Nielsen's counting on the staff to turn this around" Gump: This is game 11, if the culture of leading , preparing and working hard is still an issue, we have problems across the board. It’s not just the QB.
Aladdin Gump: I cannot believe this team missed out on the playoffs with 12 spots. That’s absolutely insane.
Bammer trivia Gump:
A couple tough-to-swallow snippets I saw on Reddit:
Maine scored more than we did.
By the composite metrics, we are the most talented team in NCAAF, with 17 5 stars.
Locker room speech Gump: Here's the problem with just being steady and "consistent" - this is alabama football! We bleed crimson, we live this! We're passionate about it! I want a coach that hates losing, that hates the thought of playing bad. That holds everyone to a high standard. I want emotion, because, guess what?? Every bama fan watches with emotion!!! The coach better be even more upset than me when things go wrong
A record breaking season Gump: I expected to lose about 3 games. The problem is which 3 games we lost, and how completely unprepared and incompetent we looked in losing them. We broke streaks and stats for things that haven’t been a problem in this program since before cell phones became ubiquitous. Since before the great TF server meltdown.
Portal blues Gump: Caleb Downs scored more points today than the Bama offense did.
And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse Gump: auburn just won... what a sucky night
The Good- I can’t think of a single thing
The Bad- Game Plan and execution.
The ugly- Milroe worst game of his career. WRs were listles. OL was no hum. And coaches did nothing to fix in game problems. Just really sad
What's the buyout? Gump: We need to fire DeBoer. No 8-2 Bama team heading to the playoffs should play this badly against a 5-5 team.
Cold War era Gump: I haven't seen Bama play this badly since Ray Perkins.
Bright side Gump: One good thing is we just made $100,000 from the crowd rushing the field.
Tony Soprano Gump: Milroe better go into witness protection after destroying our program. CKD isn’t far behind.
Thank the Good Lord for Hugh Freeze Gump: Just beat Auburn. That's all we have at this point.
Imagine losing to Vandy and that not being your worst loss Gump: I thought the Vandy loss was embarrassing. That was tame by comparison
Back when Tennersee was national champs: Largest loss to an unranked team since 1998
Oh the humanity Gump: I was worried this game could be competitive, but I never imagined this. I'd forgotten what this caliber of Alabama football was like. My brain wants there to be some missing piece of the puzzle, something other than what might have been the worst an Alabama team has looked this century.
I have sinned Gump: Well I'm going to have to ask for forgiveness in church tomorrow for hoping Milroe was out for the season after walking off for one play... But I was so hopeful Ty would stay in!
I got my pitchfork. Who else is with me? Gump: And as far as the coaches go, I don’t give a rip if you can beat Georgia and LSU if you can’t coach your team well enough to beat middling conference bottom dwellers. You are useless to me. Find a new job.
Milroe should be federally prosecuted Gump: I think Ty is good enough, but for two years now the team has been held hostage by an incompetent player and his sycophants and Ty hasnt really gotten the chance to get the reps or show his ability........and now the new coach has the same issue
Time to rebuild Gump:
Hot take here but im gonna just be honest: KDB and his entire staff can go. Fire them. They WILL not win a championship at Alabama. How in the world do you NOT bench Milroe after that pick 6. He aint cut out for SEC play and the quicker Byrne figures that out the better.
We could've had Thorne Gump: I can’t wrap my brain around it. I don’t want to ride him too hard because he’s a kid, but Milroe may be the worst starting quarterback in all of college football. I understand he’s super athletic, but that does you no good when every team we play knows he can’t throw the football. His football IQ is terrible and if it wasn’t for some great catches his completion percentage would probably be somewhere in the 30 to 40% range. The fact that coaches can’t figure this out baffles me.
I need a new hobby Gump: It’s not fun anymore.
"Mama said if you can't say something good, don't say anything. So we played OU tonight and that's all I have to say about that" Gump: Since I have nothing positive to say about the entire football program, I will sign off for the night.
Shula would be an upgrade Gump: We never got blown out under Shula. Those walk ons and 3 stars played their hearts out.
"I know they say Rome wasn't built in a day, but does anyone know if their empire fell in a day?" Gump: What makes me sad is it seems like to me from the outside that the culture that Saban spent 16 years building up is gone in one season. I know the last couple seasons we have seen cracks in it but the dam burst tonight. KDB will not be the solution. A entire House cleaning needs to happen.
"Milroe using NIL to keep his job" Gump:
Ty CAN run the offense.
He’s not being allowed to because our team is held hostage by Lank monies.
#4 is PAYING other players with LANK profits.
If he gets benched their pay goes away.
How can anyone give up on Ty Simpson when he’s never even been given a shot for off the field stuff that has nothing to do with him?
"It's all one man's fault: Nick Saban" Gump:
Just go back and read the threads after Vandy and UT, we know the issues. CKD needs to take this down to the studs rebuild. I said it before and will reiterate again Saban left him an absolute mess of a lockerroom. Saban thought NIL was going to be some kids making change doing radio commercials.
If Im CKD, Im mad as hell and Im cleaning house in the offseason.
Yes, but are you 6A or 7A? Gump:
Doesn't matter who is calling the offense when it is so drastically handcuffed by the QB. We have a high school QB starting so we get a high school offense...
Kaleb "The Weeknd" Deboer Gump: Post game interview not great, blamed lights a few times, and seems to be blind at qb no criticism made
They running a daycare in Tuscaloosa Gump: Saban treated players like men. This staff treats players like fragile minded toddlers.
"We need some table slamming" Gump: DeBoer is not Kelly. He will not publicly vilify players. Whatever needs to be said will be in private
"Deboer's press conference is a standup routine" Gump: This has to be a joke at this point, right?
"Why postpone the inevitable?" Gump: Oh for crying out loud. If he actually said that, fire him now!
"Leslie Nielsen's counting on the staff to turn this around" Gump: This is game 11, if the culture of leading , preparing and working hard is still an issue, we have problems across the board. It’s not just the QB.
Aladdin Gump: I cannot believe this team missed out on the playoffs with 12 spots. That’s absolutely insane.
Bammer trivia Gump:
A couple tough-to-swallow snippets I saw on Reddit:
Maine scored more than we did.
By the composite metrics, we are the most talented team in NCAAF, with 17 5 stars.
Locker room speech Gump: Here's the problem with just being steady and "consistent" - this is alabama football! We bleed crimson, we live this! We're passionate about it! I want a coach that hates losing, that hates the thought of playing bad. That holds everyone to a high standard. I want emotion, because, guess what?? Every bama fan watches with emotion!!! The coach better be even more upset than me when things go wrong
A record breaking season Gump: I expected to lose about 3 games. The problem is which 3 games we lost, and how completely unprepared and incompetent we looked in losing them. We broke streaks and stats for things that haven’t been a problem in this program since before cell phones became ubiquitous. Since before the great TF server meltdown.
Portal blues Gump: Caleb Downs scored more points today than the Bama offense did.
And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse Gump: auburn just won... what a sucky night
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