~~~~~ooOoo~~~~~
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please
press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone
to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please
press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know
who you are and what you want. Just stay
on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a little voice will tell you which number
to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't
matter which number you press. No one
will answer.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please
press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone
to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please
press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know
who you are and what you want. Just stay
on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
and a little voice will tell you which number
to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't
matter which number you press. No one
will answer.
