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Here's my suggestions to help Coach reign in the reckless car misadventures....

RoyDawgMercer

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Apparently running Sanford and other activities isn't sending a loud enough message re driving habits. The following are not new and all or variations have been done before. Shock therapy works especially with immature or unthinking drivers. I remember a few decades ago a local magistrate in College Park, Ga coming up with similar to below and it worked better than the driver's ed crash movies, gross as they were.
UGAA could work with a local judge or solicitor to instruct the guilty in lieu of heavy fines or other stuff to:

1) Go with the coroner, firemen, or EMT's to the scene of a DOA crash and view death in all it's details up close.
2) Accompany the cops, or whoever, as they deliver the news that someone's family member has been killed in a pointless car crash.
3) Spend some weekend nights with their ass parked in an emergency room and witness first hand the carnage that comes through the door... go in the back with a doc to witness what it looks like to have someone's chest crushed or cranium caved it from a wreck. (I know an individual who was made to do this at notorious Grady Hospital in the ATL and as a bonus he witnessed a person walk in with a hatchet sticking out of his head.)
4) My favorite: Spend a little time beside the coroner's examination table with a dead body all bashed to pieces after a crash.

Extreme? Perhaps. Gross? That's exactly the point. But it seems to me Kirby's efforts have fallen on some deaf ears around Butts-Mehre. Maybe a couple of these suggestions could get the attention needed. I know to this day the person referenced above still brings up the impression Hatchet Man had on his 180* shift in attitude. Just my 02.
 
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