I am willing to quit my job to play WR at Georgia. I can catch a football, and I have four full years of eligibility.
Here are my demands:
1- $30 million. Cash money.
2- Get me out of paying any tax on that.
3- Give another $30 million to St Jude's Children's Hospital.
4- Give me the Arizona State cheerleader of my choice to act as my personal assistant.
5- Rehire Todd Monken. I know he can "scheme me open."
6- Fund a track and field scholarship at UGA in my father's name.
7- Chips Ahoy for the whole team.
8- Create a rule that any Dawg who gets caught speeding must replace his vehicle with an AMC Gremlin.
9- I get to ring the chapel bell anytime I feel like it for the rest of my life.
10- Rogaine.
Here are my demands:
1- $30 million. Cash money.
2- Get me out of paying any tax on that.
3- Give another $30 million to St Jude's Children's Hospital.
4- Give me the Arizona State cheerleader of my choice to act as my personal assistant.
5- Rehire Todd Monken. I know he can "scheme me open."
6- Fund a track and field scholarship at UGA in my father's name.
7- Chips Ahoy for the whole team.
8- Create a rule that any Dawg who gets caught speeding must replace his vehicle with an AMC Gremlin.
9- I get to ring the chapel bell anytime I feel like it for the rest of my life.
10- Rogaine.
