1 Tech lies and cheats and just plain sucks.
2 Gators eat boogers and can bite our collective asses.
3 Auburn shall be officially known as Clemson Without a Lake.
4 A 100% tariff shall be charged upon all Yella Wood entering the State of Georgia.
5 Clemson shall be officially known as Auburn With a Lake.
6 All hillbillies entering the state from Tennessee shall be quarantined for seven days to guard against the spread of disease and bad hygiene.
7 The color orange in all possible shades shall be outlawed, except for deer hunting, road construction, and jailbirds.
8 The Atlantic Ocean shall henceforth be officially known as the Gulf of Georgia.
9 Whereas General Oglethorpe drove
the Spanish all the way back to St. Augustine, Nassau and Duval Counties, FL shall henceforth be a part of the State of Georgia.
10 Chattanooga shall henceforth become a part of the State of Georgia, because it is a nice town.
11 North Augusta shall henceforth become a part of the State of Georgia, because they don’t get to use Augusta’s name outside our state.
12 Even though our Georgia history books said that Georgia once extended all the way to the Mississippi River, there ain’t nothing west of Columbus worth having.
13 All four and five star players in any sport in any Georgia high school are required to sign with UGA.
14 UGA’s NIL budget shall always be $1 million higher than any other school.
15 Bobo shall run the damn ball.
16 Radi is forbidden to share bad news in What We Are Hearing without sharing offsetting good news.
Make Georgia Great Again
MGGA
Disclaimer: This post is intended to be silly and non political. If you want to send me to Chile, please do. It’s got to be warmer there.
2 Gators eat boogers and can bite our collective asses.
3 Auburn shall be officially known as Clemson Without a Lake.
4 A 100% tariff shall be charged upon all Yella Wood entering the State of Georgia.
5 Clemson shall be officially known as Auburn With a Lake.
6 All hillbillies entering the state from Tennessee shall be quarantined for seven days to guard against the spread of disease and bad hygiene.
7 The color orange in all possible shades shall be outlawed, except for deer hunting, road construction, and jailbirds.
8 The Atlantic Ocean shall henceforth be officially known as the Gulf of Georgia.
9 Whereas General Oglethorpe drove
the Spanish all the way back to St. Augustine, Nassau and Duval Counties, FL shall henceforth be a part of the State of Georgia.
10 Chattanooga shall henceforth become a part of the State of Georgia, because it is a nice town.
11 North Augusta shall henceforth become a part of the State of Georgia, because they don’t get to use Augusta’s name outside our state.
12 Even though our Georgia history books said that Georgia once extended all the way to the Mississippi River, there ain’t nothing west of Columbus worth having.
13 All four and five star players in any sport in any Georgia high school are required to sign with UGA.
14 UGA’s NIL budget shall always be $1 million higher than any other school.
15 Bobo shall run the damn ball.
16 Radi is forbidden to share bad news in What We Are Hearing without sharing offsetting good news.
Make Georgia Great Again
MGGA
Disclaimer: This post is intended to be silly and non political. If you want to send me to Chile, please do. It’s got to be warmer there.
