Moose ? Moose Euthanized After Attacking

[LrgK9]

Moose Euthanized After Attacking Colorado Woman Outside Her Home, CPW Says
March 30, 2020


"Moose look like big friendly critters but they are tolerant only to a point."


https://apple.news/A7Ho5CuglSkSOc-GWteDgBQ

 

[JackRussellDawg]

Baked moose

 

[Moose Magnificent Rack]

Poor Carl. He Moose' nephew. Moose warn him to stay in swamp.

Moose still stomp hippie hikers driving Subarus that hike in Glacier Park. EZ escape routes after a quick stomp.

Moose take trail mix and dehydrated meals from their Hello Kitty backpacks, escape fast. Leave lumpy corpses in bloody tie dye tshirts.

 

[Jacket Squasher]

What a stupid woman. How can one live in Colorado and not know that you never, ever approach a moose. They will f*ck you up if they want to. I grew up in south Alabama and even I know that.

 

[LrgK9]

Bulls, Bison, Moose, Elk, Moccasins, Rattlers, Brown Recluse, Black Bears, Jealous Husbands...

Skedaddle !