Hell yeah - I could make her honest enough ..
till she stole something.
But having had some of that 30 yr old tang would probably make up for it. I'd make her bathe real good, then buy her some clean clothes and take her to the health department to get her cooter checked. I bet she'd be thankful enough for a week or three. Fill her belly with some decent food and I might get a month. She's the only type of 30 yo that's gonna f' my old half broke ass. I'd take it and I have taken plenty worse in my time.