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re: recent shootings. A wise dawg once said

Tulsa A. Dawg

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People we must throw all guns to the bottom of the sea. If not some fool will come around here and try to shoot either you or me. Think about that my dawgs
 
Well, unfortunately the wackjob will buy scuba gear, dive down, pick up a rifle and take aim at the unarmed population. Clearly that wise person didn't read our country's history. Until deemed unnecessary, I will remain heavily armed at all times.
We have a history of scuba diving for guns?
 
We have a history of scuba diving for guns?

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't have time to clearly delineate that those are two separate but metaphorically related comments. I'll do better next time so as to pander to you're inability to comprehend that this is a message board and not a digital version of a NYT best seller.
 
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't have time to clearly delineate that those are two separate but metaphorically related comments. I'll do better next time so as to pander to you're inability to comprehend that this is a message board and not a digital version of a NYT best seller.
What about the ammo? Was it underwater too?
 
People we must throw all guns to the bottom of the sea. If not some fool will come around here and try to shoot either you or me. Think about that my dawgs

Actually, I believe the correct lyrics are:

Hand guns are made for killin'
Ain't no good for nothin' else
And if you like your whiskey
You might even shoot yourself
So why don't we dump them people
To the bottom of the sea
Before some fool come around here
Wanna shoot either you or me

My interpretation is that the singer suggests we should dump foolish people to the bottom of the sea...that, or he was watching Admiral Nelson and Captain Crane on TV.
 
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