"Will we at least receive votes?" Gump: Does Alabama drop out of the AP Top 25 after this loss?
"DeBoer's Crimson Tidal Wave" Gump: Most thrilling ride in America" Gump: 9-4 in the same season in which you beat UGA, LSU, Mizzou, and USCe. How in the actual HELL!
"On behalf of Tide Nation, we're sorry." Gump: I would like to issue a formal apology to SMU, Indiana, and whoever else I mistakenly claimed did not deserve a playoff berth over Alabama.
"Time for an intervention with Kalen over his LANK addiction" Gump: I don’t know that to say about the QB decision-making (personnel wise). You have to make the change at some point.
"LANK doing what the NCAA wouldn't: Death penalty" Gump: If he announces he's coming back we may not have a team next year. The locker room is that toxic.
"Let's just say 2024 never happened" Gump: Hit the reset button, if we’re going down let’s go down swinging, pretend Saban just retired and let’s see who is out there
LANKED again in 2025 Gump: Milroe will not get drafted. He will be playing college football next year.
DeBoer-B-Que Gump: I would love for the press to grill CKD with some hard questions and make him answer them.
"Copied and pasted three times since Vandy" Gump: That was one of the worst games I've ever seen Alabama play. yes, including all of the dubose's teams. I'm 58 years old. I have zero confidence in the current staff to turn it around in 2025
The Ghost of Saban past Gump: Even the 2010 team that underperformed their talent came out and dominated in the bowl game.
D as in DeBoer Gump:
Milroe is done, so I won’t waste my breath on that subject. The coaching staff is disappointing. No other way to put it. They knew Milroe’s extreme limitations on that last series and the play calling was atrocious. They should have taken Milroe out at the half, and didn’t. I saw no offensive development at all this year. My grade post bowl game for Deboer is a D.
"You must be 17 or accompanied by a parent or guardian to read my posts" Gump: If I were to post what I was thinking, even in the complaint thread, I'd be banned from here.
"Kalen is naked. His clothes are in Atlanta and Seattle" Gump:
Ryan Grubb and a 6th year QB are the only reason anyone even knows Kalen DeBoer’s name. He was not prepared for the SEC.
Skywalker Gump:
I have a very bad feeling about DeBoer. Hopefully Milroe is gone though so I'll give him half of next season
Leonard Cohen Gump:
Well, the milroe era is officially over (for me). So there's that.
I just hope DeBoer can show that he's better than he's shown this season. It's difficult to decipher whether most of these issues are inherited (we know some were) or are 'growing pains' by a coach not ready to big time SEC football, so I'll give him another year. But if the team continues to look unprepared and such my patience will run out quickly, not that anyone cares.
Either way, I'll never watch milroe play QB again. Hallelujah!
Dawgvent Gump: Keep in mind, our offensive coordinator got fired from his last offensive coordinator position for being bad at the job
Archie Bunker Gump:
Between 2008-2023 Alabama lost to 1 unranked team
lost to 3 in 2024
High card Gump: That was like knowing the opponent was bluffing in a poker game and you have 2,3,4,5,....7 unsuited
A LANK sabbatical Gump: Football season is over for me. If Milroe stays, I won't watch Bama play.
"It's like the reverse of Georgia's 2024 Orange Bowl experience" Gump:
I had hopes for DeBoer, but this is the most **** poor preparation I’ve seen since Shula. 100% on him keeping a qb that hopefully won’t be back next year in after spotting the other team 13 points. We had most of our starters just get embarrassed by backups.
"Kalen setting records" Gump: Lost 3 games as a 17+ favorite
https://www.secrant.com/rant/alabama-sports/lost-3-games-as-a-17-favorite/116905683/#top
That should be a once a decade type upset and we did it 3 times in one year.
That might be a single season record in college football history to be honest.
Twitter gas on the fire Gump:
"I wanna divorce" Gump:
God I hate our coach after only one year. This is crazy.
Misdiagnosis Gump: He should’ve taken a closer look in his eyes in the Oklahoma game then when he pouted by himself and looked like his puppy just died.
"DeBoer was just protecting Ty" Gump:
I don't mind a coach not embarrassing a qb by benching him in his last game or throwing him under the bus in the post-game presser. This bowl game means little in the long run.
What if Ty comes in and blows his knee up? You think Michigan is excited to see their starting qb on crutches even if they did win a bowl game? If that's a knee he'll miss the entire year next season and for what?? To win the Reliaquest Bowl?
Red pill Blue pill Gump:
You only have two options
A-Kalen is trying to get this season in the books and protecting Milroe
B-Kalen is out of his depth as HC at a school like Alabama.
"We paid for a top breeding bull and got a bum steer" Gump:
DeBoer left his gonads in Washington, but I'll give him 2 more seasons.
Best case...Ty starts in '25 and plays well and then KR is ready to start in '26.
"I fear we're no longer the gold standard" Gump: I can't believe I'm going to say this because all of your takes are as shitty as a Mumbai side street, but who do you think is a good coach who would come coach at BAMA??
"Just give him some time like the Vols did Butch Jones" Gump: Once he gets his players in, it will get better.
"DeBoer's Crimson Tidal Wave" Gump: Most thrilling ride in America" Gump: 9-4 in the same season in which you beat UGA, LSU, Mizzou, and USCe. How in the actual HELL!
"On behalf of Tide Nation, we're sorry." Gump: I would like to issue a formal apology to SMU, Indiana, and whoever else I mistakenly claimed did not deserve a playoff berth over Alabama.
"Time for an intervention with Kalen over his LANK addiction" Gump: I don’t know that to say about the QB decision-making (personnel wise). You have to make the change at some point.
"LANK doing what the NCAA wouldn't: Death penalty" Gump: If he announces he's coming back we may not have a team next year. The locker room is that toxic.
"Let's just say 2024 never happened" Gump: Hit the reset button, if we’re going down let’s go down swinging, pretend Saban just retired and let’s see who is out there
LANKED again in 2025 Gump: Milroe will not get drafted. He will be playing college football next year.
DeBoer-B-Que Gump: I would love for the press to grill CKD with some hard questions and make him answer them.
"Copied and pasted three times since Vandy" Gump: That was one of the worst games I've ever seen Alabama play. yes, including all of the dubose's teams. I'm 58 years old. I have zero confidence in the current staff to turn it around in 2025
The Ghost of Saban past Gump: Even the 2010 team that underperformed their talent came out and dominated in the bowl game.
D as in DeBoer Gump:
Milroe is done, so I won’t waste my breath on that subject. The coaching staff is disappointing. No other way to put it. They knew Milroe’s extreme limitations on that last series and the play calling was atrocious. They should have taken Milroe out at the half, and didn’t. I saw no offensive development at all this year. My grade post bowl game for Deboer is a D.
"You must be 17 or accompanied by a parent or guardian to read my posts" Gump: If I were to post what I was thinking, even in the complaint thread, I'd be banned from here.
"Kalen is naked. His clothes are in Atlanta and Seattle" Gump:
Ryan Grubb and a 6th year QB are the only reason anyone even knows Kalen DeBoer’s name. He was not prepared for the SEC.
Skywalker Gump:
I have a very bad feeling about DeBoer. Hopefully Milroe is gone though so I'll give him half of next season
Leonard Cohen Gump:
Well, the milroe era is officially over (for me). So there's that.
I just hope DeBoer can show that he's better than he's shown this season. It's difficult to decipher whether most of these issues are inherited (we know some were) or are 'growing pains' by a coach not ready to big time SEC football, so I'll give him another year. But if the team continues to look unprepared and such my patience will run out quickly, not that anyone cares.
Either way, I'll never watch milroe play QB again. Hallelujah!
Dawgvent Gump: Keep in mind, our offensive coordinator got fired from his last offensive coordinator position for being bad at the job
Archie Bunker Gump:
Between 2008-2023 Alabama lost to 1 unranked team
lost to 3 in 2024
High card Gump: That was like knowing the opponent was bluffing in a poker game and you have 2,3,4,5,....7 unsuited
A LANK sabbatical Gump: Football season is over for me. If Milroe stays, I won't watch Bama play.
"It's like the reverse of Georgia's 2024 Orange Bowl experience" Gump:
I had hopes for DeBoer, but this is the most **** poor preparation I’ve seen since Shula. 100% on him keeping a qb that hopefully won’t be back next year in after spotting the other team 13 points. We had most of our starters just get embarrassed by backups.
"Kalen setting records" Gump: Lost 3 games as a 17+ favorite
https://www.secrant.com/rant/alabama-sports/lost-3-games-as-a-17-favorite/116905683/#top
That should be a once a decade type upset and we did it 3 times in one year.
That might be a single season record in college football history to be honest.
Twitter gas on the fire Gump:
"I wanna divorce" Gump:
God I hate our coach after only one year. This is crazy.
Misdiagnosis Gump: He should’ve taken a closer look in his eyes in the Oklahoma game then when he pouted by himself and looked like his puppy just died.
"DeBoer was just protecting Ty" Gump:
I don't mind a coach not embarrassing a qb by benching him in his last game or throwing him under the bus in the post-game presser. This bowl game means little in the long run.
What if Ty comes in and blows his knee up? You think Michigan is excited to see their starting qb on crutches even if they did win a bowl game? If that's a knee he'll miss the entire year next season and for what?? To win the Reliaquest Bowl?
Red pill Blue pill Gump:
You only have two options
A-Kalen is trying to get this season in the books and protecting Milroe
B-Kalen is out of his depth as HC at a school like Alabama.
"We paid for a top breeding bull and got a bum steer" Gump:
DeBoer left his gonads in Washington, but I'll give him 2 more seasons.
Best case...Ty starts in '25 and plays well and then KR is ready to start in '26.
"I fear we're no longer the gold standard" Gump: I can't believe I'm going to say this because all of your takes are as shitty as a Mumbai side street, but who do you think is a good coach who would come coach at BAMA??
"Just give him some time like the Vols did Butch Jones" Gump: Once he gets his players in, it will get better.
