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SCENE: A small Alabama town's Christmas parade last night.

NotSilverBritches

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Walking with my family, wearing a UGA hat. A lady with an Alabama shirt on sees me coming.

Now, I get a lot of snarky "Roll Tides." I'm somewhat of a connoisseur at this point. This one was the snarkiest of all.

Never breaking stride, I say, "Yeah, I'll be sure to send you a postcard from the playoffs."

Her, clearly very hurt: "Hey. . ."

The end.
 
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