Turns out Uncle Bosey crashed in the Pacific. The Papua Chief of Police told Biden they had bad news, good news, and even better news. Biden asked for the bad news first:
Chief: We recovered Uncle Bosey’s body.
Biden: What’s the good news?
Chief: When we pulled him up he had 13 of the finest lobsters we have ever seen gnawing on him.
Biden: My God, man, what’s the better news?
Chief: We’re pulling him up again tomorrow.
Chief: We recovered Uncle Bosey’s body.
Biden: What’s the good news?
Chief: When we pulled him up he had 13 of the finest lobsters we have ever seen gnawing on him.
Biden: My God, man, what’s the better news?
Chief: We’re pulling him up again tomorrow.