These people workout at the same location as I do each day and exhibit the following:
“Mr. Helpful” - guy in wife beater shirt, wireless ear phones, sets his personal stuff on prime workout stations and proceeds to walk around and visit for the next 30 minutes… usually, uninvited to offer form suggestions in a voice too loud (due to ear phones).
“Miss Limited Motion” - girl that uses bench at deadlift station to do vertical leg drops thereby eliminating anyone from doing bench press or other bar exercises
“The Tik Toks” - couple that comes in and videos every second of their time in the gym. Neither is body sculpted in the least.
“Man of Mystery” - guy who wears mask and hood for the entirety of his workout. Oh, and sometimes goggles.
“Flannel Folk” - two old guys who wear flannel shirts jeans and Crocs to workout. C’mon guys, Lululemon is waiting on you.
“The No Wipes” - sweaty, gross people who don’t wipe down benches or gear after using it.
“The Weight Collectors” - guys who will strip the bench press area clean of weights, take them to a area in front of the mirrors, do exactly one rep, and leave them.
“The Dealer” - the guy transacting ‘big’ business with ‘Bro’ and is never actually spotted working out.
“The Triple Option” - guy who ties up three machines/benches at a time.
“Dime Package” - a set of overweight twins who use the smallest dumbbells but stand abreast blocking the entire row of dumbbells. Throw in for good measure that they are exchange students from Nigeria and speak very little English.
