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The Gump CFP playoff reveal thread or "that time Rece Davis made the Gumps cry".....

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Pre reveal comments:

"We're Bammer, datgummit and that's enuff" Gump: The cold hard reality for all of college football is that if the Bama coaches and players get dialed in, we could win the whole thing. None of the other undeserving teams can make that claim.

"A loss is a loss. It's who you beat, Pawl" Gump: You know we’ve been talking about Vandy and Oklahoma being bad losses but a 9-3 Bama team that lost to UGA, TN and LSU has no shot at the playoffs.

Not a committee member Gump:
Bama gets #12 spot. SMU SOS not good and lost to a #17 9-3 Clemson team.

"TCU lost and didn't drop. They doing it to us again, Pawl" Gump:
I don't know if we get in or not, right now I don't think we will, but I know if this was a regular season game SMU would drop 5-6 spots so why not now!


Logical Gump:
If we don't make it then I hope Oregon wins it all because there's no better way to show how nonsensical a 12 team playoff is than by having the #1 team win it.

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"If we out, then there should be expansion" Gump:
Drop the Conference Championship games and go to a 16 team playoff.
Alabama, Ole Miss and South Carolina would all beat SMU.

"Ain't nobody on IU's schedule that would've beat Vandy or OU" Gump: If we had played Indiana's schedule we would be undefeated.

"Did the committee see the AP rankings?" Gump: AP poll has SMU behind Bama @ 12

"The GOAT's got our back" Gump:
Coach Saban is now calling out the criteria!!


"We weren't in the opener. Did they ever have a Magnum PI episode without Tom Selleck as part of the opening theme?" Gump:
ESPN’s opening video didn’t show Alabama once so I think that is a huge sign since the folks at ESPN already know.


"You can't even waste good money on Bama now if you wanted to" Gump:
Alabama has been removed from Vegas odds. It’s over


But not by 21 points Gump:
Herbie says Bama lost as a 3 TD favorite to OU. Wrong, we were 2 TD favorites. Herbie's OSU lost as 3 TD favorites to UM.


Bearer of bad news Gump: SMU is in. We are out. It's been leaked apparently.


"Please, no" Gump: for real?

Bearer:

"They cheating, Pawl" Gump: Process is so corrupt it’s despicable

Anne Hathaway Gump: if that is the case then blow up the CFP...its ridiculous

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"If Bammer ain't good, ain't nobody good" Gump:
This is going to be one boring playoffs. A bunch of mediocrity. Yes, I would say this even if Bama made it.

"If they lose all Bammer viewership, the show's ratings will plummet" Gump: Everyone should turn off the show. I stopped streaming it when the leak was revealed. Punish them for their process.

Gump still doesn't understand that Bammer only lost conference games:
If we're not in, then this season is a total failure. We lost three games because of a total lack of preparation, and two of those because we refused to try somebody different at QB, when the starter was a complete deer in the headlights. Playing a hard schedule doesn't matter to the committee so i guess we should just schedule a bunch of patsy's to make sure we win them all.

"We're not in, so obviously committee is corrupt" Gump: the CFP will need fixing if this is how they pick the 12.....its not the best 12 by a large margin

"OU and Vandy should be in the playoff" Gump: Damn they will have SMU above Clemson??
This is nuts

Wayne's World Gump:
No way SMU is ahead of Clemson.

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Dawgchat Gump: I think if Bama doesn’t get in it’s to push the more politically correct narrative

Confused Gump: are we sure we're out? AZ St 12 and Clemson 16?

"Who let Tyrone Biggums on the committee?" Gump: These CFP members are on crack, in what world would it make sense to rank clemson below the team they just beat for the acc championship. What a crapshow
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SMU reveal


Except the Gumps didn't get a trophy: This should be called the Participation Trophy Tournament.

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"That's the reward we get for playing Mercer, W. Kentucky, S. Florida and 5-7 Wisconsin" Gump: Who you play no longer matters. Bama should cancel their OOC games

"Majority of America don't give a piss about nothing but the Tide, Pawl" Gump:
Oh well. I hope everyone enjoys this. My guess this is the only year we see this insanity.

the ratings will be horrible.

"How can Georgia be 2 and we're at 11?" Gump: The fact SMU is above Clemson.....when Clemson just beat them.....there's no reasoning that can justify that.

"Next year I hope we get those 2-6 and 3-5 teams like Vandy and OU" Gump:
Take notice SEC, start scheduling less SEC games and more crap teams. Only way they gonna get teams in...

"Vandy and OU should be in this thing" Gump:
Okay, now it's really official. This committee is the probably the worst committee in the history of the college football playoffs. I saw Penn State last night against Oregon. They will drag SMU up and down the field. This is a total joke if they really wanted to put the "best" teams in the playoffs.

Roll Tide Willie Gump: Anyone gonna watch the playoffs? The games are uninteresting

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"It's a conspiracy, Pawl" Gump:
They have no explanation for SMU above Clemson.

They did that to compare Bama to Clemson instead of Bama to SMU

They are such slippery little weasels with what they say and what they actually do.

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"Get Wisconsin and S. Florida off of our schedule" Gump:
Complete bull crap. Byrne needs to be on the phone right now canceling upcoming out of conference games. Boise State played one legitimate game. Indiana, one legitimate game. SMU, one legitimate game.

"Hopefully Vandy doesn't follow us" Gump: Maybe Alabama should move to the ACC lol we'd win that league every year

Mrs. Garrett with the facts Gump: As much as I hate it, maybe, just maybe, the answer going forward is to not lose to VANDY, then fail to get in the end zone once against a bad Oklahoma team.


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"The pressure put on them by the conference commissioner that can barely hold his conference together was just too much" Gump:
I predicted the committee would cave and sure enough, they did. They were under an unbelievable amount of pressure to do this.

1988 Tuscaloosa spelling bee champ Gump: That is the frustrating thing to me, yell loud enough and you can force changes in the ranking. They loose all legitimacy when they do this.


But can't they "anchor down" them losses you got Mr. Gump?: Saban and McElroy are correct...there needs to be a weighting of wins and losses...not just a win is a win over a crap team.

"They lied, Pawl" Gump:
they made it sound like SMU could drop below Bama and that IDLE teams wouldn’t drop in relation to each other.

So they lied twice

I mean just tell it straight

Nielsen Gump:
Well, I was wrong. Figured Bama was in solely for the eyeballs. This thing will be riddled with blowouts and low ratings.

Gump who still doesn't get the autobids, etc.:
This is the part that chaps me the most. The guy sat right there and stated in plain English that "if you're not playing this weekend, your position won't change."

I guess now we'll need to debate about what the word "won't" means. (Alabama was ranked 11 in the week 14 rankings. They were ranked 11 in the week 15 rankings. Their position didn't change, but Clemson got an auto bid)

"Mama said it's DeBoer's fault" Gump:
I said when this format was announced that 3 loss team should not get in unless there are not enough 2 loss teams.

That game in Norman ****** me off so much. How could this team, with everything in their control, win and you’re in, come out and look so pathetic. Shows how mentally weak this Bama team is.

"Oklahoma was the best 2-6 team in SEC history" Gump:
Oklahoma was the #3 Big 12 team last year. Their losses all came against good teams this year (#1 SoS).

Guess what happens when a good team plays a good team? A good team loses, I don't know why this is so hard to understand.

Welcome to the Spin Zone Gump: Vandy and OU are not that bad. To me, a crap team would be a 3-4 loss team. If you play in the SEC and have 6 wins or more, then you are respectable. Not the best by any stretch, but respectable. Vandy pushed a lot of good teams to the brink this year. They were bound to win one of them, and we just so happened to be the one. As for Oklahoma, they have a very good defense, and that's what ultimately won them the game. Both of those teams would win 8-9 games on an ACC schedule.

The Dark Side Gump: The Empire will strike back.

"If we suck, it all sucks. Oh and Merry Christmas." Gump:
Well, my interest in the playoff just went from "only a little bit of interest" to "no interest at all." Man, they are really making it increasingly difficult to even watch college football. I thought I would always be a die hard college football fan, but so many things are just garbage now.

I'm glad that many of you still seem to get enjoyment from the game. I hope you all enjoy the holidays.
 
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