They call a bunch of 21' bow riders a navy
That river is nasty as hell
Their stadium looks like an erector set
If their seating was spaced properly it would only seat 75K
They make a big deal about band members walking away from each other and the team runs between them
Those ridiculous checkerboards
Those ridiculous checkerboards made into overalls
Color coordinated seating. Elementary school shit
The fact that they think they have a better history than the rest of the SEC combined
They fly car flags. Year round
"The hill". Its a bump in the middle of campus
Their relationship with the local POlice
Pick a uniform color that is actually orange or white
Their fat ass coach and his gimmick offense
Phat Phil Phulmer and his cheating ass
The uglies coeds in the SEC outside of Nashville
The number of teeth per capita
The fact that their band seems to only know one song
And finally, the most idiotic thing they do, and to me by far, is that dumbass "woo" they do in the middle of rocky top, their ode to the majority of their holler living fanbase.
That river is nasty as hell
Their stadium looks like an erector set
If their seating was spaced properly it would only seat 75K
They make a big deal about band members walking away from each other and the team runs between them
Those ridiculous checkerboards
Those ridiculous checkerboards made into overalls
Color coordinated seating. Elementary school shit
The fact that they think they have a better history than the rest of the SEC combined
They fly car flags. Year round
"The hill". Its a bump in the middle of campus
Their relationship with the local POlice
Pick a uniform color that is actually orange or white
Their fat ass coach and his gimmick offense
Phat Phil Phulmer and his cheating ass
The uglies coeds in the SEC outside of Nashville
The number of teeth per capita
The fact that their band seems to only know one song
And finally, the most idiotic thing they do, and to me by far, is that dumbass "woo" they do in the middle of rocky top, their ode to the majority of their holler living fanbase.
