This is CNN

[atlanta cock#]

 

[ClydeDawg]

Obviously very healthy.

 

[DallasDawg225]

 

[bayrooster]

The last line of the article makes me think it's a parody, but it's still funny (parentheticals added by me).

"The day (not a) Sheila passed away (unvaccinated) Richard won his 10th triathalon."

 

[PotimusWillie]

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Misguided. Should have blamed the Little Debbie’s!

 

[TivoliDawg]

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It’s a parody account.

 

[3 Pete]

Fake News CNN Accidentally Calls Michelle Obama by His Proper Name: “Big Mike”