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Waycross reminds me of a frequent caller to dispatch

OlecountryDawg

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we will call this caller Ed . Ed would call every other Thursday night and about every Saturday night ( that I worked ) .

He would say he heard gun fire and people screaming or some person threaten him on the phone . Everyone at the SO had met Ed at some point in their career .

Sometimes Ed was a nice man that just knows too much in his head and sometimes Ed liked to drink too much and become very wild .

Ed went to drinking with some friends and Ed couldn’t remember had he got back to his double wide . He had a pretty good looking double wide woman . She was a sleep begging him to just go to bed .

I walked into the living room and he got PO at me . I apologize to him and stepped back outside . He started telling me about how Shane didn’t have his G____ permission to drive his truck . I asked him if I could step inside so I can get more information. He said ok .

His woman hears him telling me shake stole his truck and she opens the door and said that not true Ed . I had a rookie with me and he was so confuse with what was going on . I told him to stay with Ed and call me if he needed me .

I went out to the suv patrol unit to look up Ed truck information. In that time Ed done gotten PO at the green horn rookie . I mean PO . He keys up the mic and starts yelling I need help .

I storm in and Ed has flipped over the coffee table and glass is everywhere. Now the lady is PO . Heather shows up because she heard the nervous plea for help .

Ed got taz by heather . We found shane later on that early morning , he answered the door butt a$$ naked and this young teen comes walking out butt a$$ naked .

Shane ended up going for a warrant and shaking up with a underage girl . All because Ed went crazy . I bet Shane and Ed are not friends no more . After that night we never got another call .

Heather was so PO . That I left the rookie alone with this crazy idiot .
 
we will call this caller Ed . Ed would call every other Thursday night and about every Saturday night ( that I worked ) .

He would say he heard gun fire and people screaming or some person threaten him on the phone . Everyone at the SO had met Ed at some point in their career .

Sometimes Ed was a nice man that just knows too much in his head and sometimes Ed liked to drink too much and become very wild .

Ed went to drinking with some friends and Ed couldn’t remember had he got back to his double wide . He had a pretty good looking double wide woman . She was a sleep begging him to just go to bed .

I walked into the living room and he got PO at me . I apologize to him and stepped back outside . He started telling me about how Shane didn’t have his G____ permission to drive his truck . I asked him if I could step inside so I can get more information. He said ok .

His woman hears him telling me shake stole his truck and she opens the door and said that not true Ed . I had a rookie with me and he was so confuse with what was going on . I told him to stay with Ed and call me if he needed me .

I went out to the suv patrol unit to look up Ed truck information. In that time Ed done gotten PO at the green horn rookie . I mean PO . He keys up the mic and starts yelling I need help .

I storm in and Ed has flipped over the coffee table and glass is everywhere. Now the lady is PO . Heather shows up because she heard the nervous plea for help .

Ed got taz by heather . We found shane later on that early morning , he answered the door butt a$$ naked and this young teen comes walking out butt a$$ naked .

Shane ended up going for a warrant and shaking up with a underage girl . All because Ed went crazy . I bet Shane and Ed are not friends no more . After that night we never got another call .

Heather was so PO . That I left the rookie alone with this crazy idiot .

why do you Need an ass beating?
the attention seeking behavior is unbecoming.
 
we will call this caller Ed . Ed would call every other Thursday night and about every Saturday night ( that I worked ) .

He would say he heard gun fire and people screaming or some person threaten him on the phone . Everyone at the SO had met Ed at some point in their career .

Sometimes Ed was a nice man that just knows too much in his head and sometimes Ed liked to drink too much and become very wild .

Ed went to drinking with some friends and Ed couldn’t remember had he got back to his double wide . He had a pretty good looking double wide woman . She was a sleep begging him to just go to bed .

I walked into the living room and he got PO at me . I apologize to him and stepped back outside . He started telling me about how Shane didn’t have his G____ permission to drive his truck . I asked him if I could step inside so I can get more information. He said ok .

His woman hears him telling me shake stole his truck and she opens the door and said that not true Ed . I had a rookie with me and he was so confuse with what was going on . I told him to stay with Ed and call me if he needed me .

I went out to the suv patrol unit to look up Ed truck information. In that time Ed done gotten PO at the green horn rookie . I mean PO . He keys up the mic and starts yelling I need help .

I storm in and Ed has flipped over the coffee table and glass is everywhere. Now the lady is PO . Heather shows up because she heard the nervous plea for help .

Ed got taz by heather . We found shane later on that early morning , he answered the door butt a$$ naked and this young teen comes walking out butt a$$ naked .

Shane ended up going for a warrant and shaking up with a underage girl . All because Ed went crazy . I bet Shane and Ed are not friends no more . After that night we never got another call .

Heather was so PO . That I left the rookie alone with this crazy idiot .

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we will call this caller Ed . Ed would call every other Thursday night and about every Saturday night ( that I worked ) .

He would say he heard gun fire and people screaming or some person threaten him on the phone . Everyone at the SO had met Ed at some point in their career .

Sometimes Ed was a nice man that just knows too much in his head and sometimes Ed liked to drink too much and become very wild .

Ed went to drinking with some friends and Ed couldn’t remember had he got back to his double wide . He had a pretty good looking double wide woman . She was a sleep begging him to just go to bed .

I walked into the living room and he got PO at me . I apologize to him and stepped back outside . He started telling me about how Shane didn’t have his G____ permission to drive his truck . I asked him if I could step inside so I can get more information. He said ok .

His woman hears him telling me shake stole his truck and she opens the door and said that not true Ed . I had a rookie with me and he was so confuse with what was going on . I told him to stay with Ed and call me if he needed me .

I went out to the suv patrol unit to look up Ed truck information. In that time Ed done gotten PO at the green horn rookie . I mean PO . He keys up the mic and starts yelling I need help .

I storm in and Ed has flipped over the coffee table and glass is everywhere. Now the lady is PO . Heather shows up because she heard the nervous plea for help .

Ed got taz by heather . We found shane later on that early morning , he answered the door butt a$$ naked and this young teen comes walking out butt a$$ naked .

Shane ended up going for a warrant and shaking up with a underage girl . All because Ed went crazy . I bet Shane and Ed are not friends no more . After that night we never got another call .

Heather was so PO . That I left the rookie alone with this crazy idiot .
What sauce are you on tonight?
 
we will call this caller Ed . Ed would call every other Thursday night and about every Saturday night ( that I worked ) .

He would say he heard gun fire and people screaming or some person threaten him on the phone . Everyone at the SO had met Ed at some point in their career .

Sometimes Ed was a nice man that just knows too much in his head and sometimes Ed liked to drink too much and become very wild .

Ed went to drinking with some friends and Ed couldn’t remember had he got back to his double wide . He had a pretty good looking double wide woman . She was a sleep begging him to just go to bed .

I walked into the living room and he got PO at me . I apologize to him and stepped back outside . He started telling me about how Shane didn’t have his G____ permission to drive his truck . I asked him if I could step inside so I can get more information. He said ok .

His woman hears him telling me shake stole his truck and she opens the door and said that not true Ed . I had a rookie with me and he was so confuse with what was going on . I told him to stay with Ed and call me if he needed me .

I went out to the suv patrol unit to look up Ed truck information. In that time Ed done gotten PO at the green horn rookie . I mean PO . He keys up the mic and starts yelling I need help .

I storm in and Ed has flipped over the coffee table and glass is everywhere. Now the lady is PO . Heather shows up because she heard the nervous plea for help .

Ed got taz by heather . We found shane later on that early morning , he answered the door butt a$$ naked and this young teen comes walking out butt a$$ naked .

Shane ended up going for a warrant and shaking up with a underage girl . All because Ed went crazy . I bet Shane and Ed are not friends no more . After that night we never got another call .

Heather was so PO . That I left the rookie alone with this crazy idiot .
I'll bet 'shaking up' with underage girls comes easy for guys with Parkinson's Disease.
 
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