What the Top 12 Should Be

[MartinVanDawgin]

1. Ducks
2. Nuts
3. Hook Em*
4. Rebs
5. Dawgs
6. Yellow Hammer**
7. Google Me
8. Pedos
9. Canes
10. Domers
11. Broncs
12. Ponies

*The SEC office subsidized a Texas entry in the SEC. How in the hell do you explain avoiding Tennessee, OM, Bama, and LSU? I think OM and Bama are better right now and we have H2H. Haven’t played anyone with a pulse outside of us.

**As for Bama, I don’t care about the H2H, you lost to Vandy.