For SEC survival,
Coaches have to beat their rival,
Or the angry mobs of boosters congregate.
So the Dawgs must gig the Gators,
But they’re also Auburn-haters,
Then there’s Tech—you know, we’ve got to run this state.
But there’s also Tennessee,
They’re repulsive—all agree—
So it seems our hatred list is overflowing.
But the Gamecocks—hear them cluck?
Bird of prey or sitting duck?
Rival team, or do we just despise the crowing?
Eighteen hundred ninety four:
Forty-nothing was the score,
And the series since has gone about the same.
Fifty wins against the chickens,
Only eighteen barnyard lickins’
As the chickens built their legacy of shame.
It’s been closer, sure, of late,
But the Dawgs have won three straight,
Yet the chickens always think it is their year.
Saturday in Willy-Brice,
You won’t see the Dawgs play nice,
And the Sandstorm is a bland storm, never fear.
“You got lucky!” they will say,
“It’s the refs! They stole that play!”
But the Dawgs are now discussing Baton Rouge.
“Never mind,” the roosters say,
“Next week’s bigger anyway!
Marshall’s coming. Awwk buck buck! This game is HUGE!”
A Saxondawg production.
Coaches have to beat their rival,
Or the angry mobs of boosters congregate.
So the Dawgs must gig the Gators,
But they’re also Auburn-haters,
Then there’s Tech—you know, we’ve got to run this state.
But there’s also Tennessee,
They’re repulsive—all agree—
So it seems our hatred list is overflowing.
But the Gamecocks—hear them cluck?
Bird of prey or sitting duck?
Rival team, or do we just despise the crowing?
Eighteen hundred ninety four:
Forty-nothing was the score,
And the series since has gone about the same.
Fifty wins against the chickens,
Only eighteen barnyard lickins’
As the chickens built their legacy of shame.
It’s been closer, sure, of late,
But the Dawgs have won three straight,
Yet the chickens always think it is their year.
Saturday in Willy-Brice,
You won’t see the Dawgs play nice,
And the Sandstorm is a bland storm, never fear.
“You got lucky!” they will say,
“It’s the refs! They stole that play!”
But the Dawgs are now discussing Baton Rouge.
“Never mind,” the roosters say,
“Next week’s bigger anyway!
Marshall’s coming. Awwk buck buck! This game is HUGE!”
A Saxondawg production.
