Antonio, I have an idea to help Carson get the snakes out his head and to restore his in-game confidence that I would like for you to pass along to

[Golden Boy]

Kirbs at the next press conference. Go back to signaling the plays in. And, instead of using it for play calling purposes, use the speaker in Carson's helmet to offer soothing, meditative, confidence-inspiring words of encouragement. You know, almost like those found on the wrapper of a Hall's cough drop. Some suggestions.....

* Hot, Interweb influencers await you, Carson
* Lambos for touchdowns
* Eye black is sexy
* You are a Dawg Vent god, Carson
* DonutDawg's left nut is the prize

Cloud his mind with the power of positive thinking and we will all witness the transformation unfold in front of us.

Thank you, Antonio, for your contribution in helping to restore glory for the Dogs of Georgia.

 

[adhartman]

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