My wallet is getting milked like UGA getting squeezed by a high-profile QB recruit, but some of these benefits do look appealing for an extra $29.99/mo:
- the new board is closed during UGA games until the beginning of the 4th quarter
- in its place during gametimes, no-wait online access to mental health professionals to complain about slow starts, dropped passes, and play calls
- AI-powered database automatically bumps idiotic hot takes
- gentle reminders when you're about to post a question that has already been answered by @Anthony Dasher in a story pinned at the top of the board
- new 'preference center' allows posters to not only ignore other posters, but filter posts including specific words like 'Bobo,' 'Searels,' (and 'Searles'), and 'sharps'
- a gambling tab where posters can bet on/against UGA (where legal) and see public/professional money flow + corresponding line movement in real-time
- an anti-gambling tab where people can converse about how nobody cares about gambling
- on your birthday, you get to pick a poster who has to hear the 'Spell Georgia!' cheer every time they open a post
- prayer requests are emailed directly to Him (a subscriber, obviously)
- personal text updates from staff every single time...
- a recruit changes his (or her) mind
- @WinderDad80 posts a reverse jinx
- @Togwo tells the board to trust the coaches
- framed posts by @DawgGoesWoof and @namic promising that UGA will never win a natty without true 5-star WRs or an offense led by a savant like Lincoln Riley or Ryan Day (signed by @DeniseBennett )
- the perfect holiday gift: a page-a-day calendar with @DonutDawg 's Top 365 reasons to hate Auburn every day
- (Radi said a Ladies of the Vent calendar was nixed in part when participants all wanted Nico Iamaleava money)
- a guaranteed table at American Whiskey on all gamedays @nyc.robbie
