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Post of the Day Anybody else just get the email from Radi about the 'New Premium UGA Board' launching 1/1/25...?

PapaSweetsDawg

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My wallet is getting milked like UGA getting squeezed by a high-profile QB recruit, but some of these benefits do look appealing for an extra $29.99/mo:
  • the new board is closed during UGA games until the beginning of the 4th quarter
  • in its place during gametimes, no-wait online access to mental health professionals to complain about slow starts, dropped passes, and play calls
  • AI-powered database automatically bumps idiotic hot takes
  • gentle reminders when you're about to post a question that has already been answered by @Anthony Dasher in a story pinned at the top of the board
  • new 'preference center' allows posters to not only ignore other posters, but filter posts including specific words like 'Bobo,' 'Searels,' (and 'Searles'), and 'sharps'
  • a gambling tab where posters can bet on/against UGA (where legal) and see public/professional money flow + corresponding line movement in real-time
  • an anti-gambling tab where people can converse about how nobody cares about gambling
  • on your birthday, you get to pick a poster who has to hear the 'Spell Georgia!' cheer every time they open a post
  • prayer requests are emailed directly to Him (a subscriber, obviously)
  • personal text updates from staff every single time...
    • a recruit changes his (or her) mind
    • @WinderDad80 posts a reverse jinx
    • @Togwo tells the board to trust the coaches
plus these fringe benefits:
  • framed posts by @DawgGoesWoof and @namic promising that UGA will never win a natty without true 5-star WRs or an offense led by a savant like Lincoln Riley or Ryan Day (signed by @DeniseBennett )
  • the perfect holiday gift: a page-a-day calendar with @DonutDawg 's Top 365 reasons to hate Auburn every day
  • (Radi said a Ladies of the Vent calendar was nixed in part when participants all wanted Nico Iamaleava money)
  • a guaranteed table at American Whiskey on all gamedays @nyc.robbie
Unfortunately, no changes yet to the actual number of pop-up ads until the $99.99/mo board arrives in 2029...
 
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