Do you know how to trigger a middle aged man?

[DrGDawg]

I asked my female staff. Expecting some Taylor swift response, but I was wrong!

“Tell them they are fat”

“Tell them they have a small penis”

Damnit. I don’t know why but I was triggered

I will now log off and check back in next week

 

[Dirty Hairy Dawg]

Fat, maybe but if a woman tells me I have a small penis, that means she's already seen it and that means I've already won.