Here’s what’s gonna happen. The Allbarn War Damn Tigers have been gettin all Gussied up practicing the same damn plays for two solid weeks that ole Augustus thinks is gonna work real good against us. He will script out those plays for the first two times the Goat Humpers have the ball. Watch for some trickeration here and there. Problem is the Toothless Buzzards ain’t seen the likes of our Defense. We bend but don’t break. Meanwhile, our offense is in a tizzie, as the noise from 95 million screaming incestuous Barners and their D Line wreak havoc on our banged up blockers. We slowly begin to wear them down and Hot Rod kicks 47 3 pointers as the Jawja Damn Bulldogs clinch the SEC Championship for the third damn year in a row. Can I get an Amen?