Read in the voice of the dude that does SEC Inside: Tennessee, coming off of a devastating road loss to the Missouri Tigers, are double digit underdogs in their own backyard. But the approach of game day, like an ounce of the finest Tennessee sour mash whiskey, serves as a shot of courage. (Love that guy. Sounds like the Animal Planet narrator, David Attenborough).
Pre game
Neyland Super Power Vols: This game will be closer than people think we play differently at Neyland. Go Vols!!
Like you really cared about this in the 90's Vol: We own Georgia's ass in basketball.
Can you run triple option with five receiver sets? Vol:
Assuming last week was an aberration and we are a different team at home, can UT Offense (with all its injuries) move the ball against uga without tempo? The less time of possession for uga the better.
FInalist for dumbest Vol ever: Hopefully we find a way to cover their Tight Ends. I think they are both overrated, but Georgia does a great job of scheming them open in their offense.
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm Vol:
Call it?
It’s been a tough, hard fought game with both teams stingy in the red zone. Late in the fourth quarter, each team has a pair of touchdowns. Georgia has three field goals, and Tennessee has four. The kickers have been busy. Georgia completes a drive for a touchdown and taken a four-point lead, 30-26. There’s less than a minute on the clock, and thanks to a questionable call, the Vols are starting on their own 6 yard line. Gary Daniels is already giving a eulogy for Tennessee and anointing Georgia as the favorite to repeat as national champs.
The Vols get 2 yards on a run up the middle, have to call a timeout. They get 5 more on a pass to the sideline. Georgia stuffs the third down attempt for no gain. Timeout Tennessee. Fourth down play, Milton escapes the rush and sprints for thirty-four yards. Tackled on the field, the Vols are forced to use their last timeout. There’s eight seconds left on the game clock.
The Vols line up with four wideouts. Tennessee’s o-line handles the three man rush. Milton uncorks a picture-perfect pass to the endzone. A Georgia DB shoves a Tennessee receiver to the ground. Three other Georgia DBs leap up for the ball. It bounces off their competing hands and into the arms of a Vol receiver behind them. Georgia players mob the Tennessee receiver, grabbing his face mask and punching him wildly. He controls the ball with both hands at his midsection. Two officials signal touchdown Tennessee. No flags are thrown despite the obvious infractions committed by Georgia. Tennessee kicks the extra point. The Vols are victorious, 33-30.
The upset and epic final play are everywhere throughout the days that follow. Often, Milton’s and Dobb’s passes are played back to back, as the story goes viral worldwide.
Off the meds Vol: Reality is Tennessee is 9-1 with a lone loss to Mizzou. Josh at Neyland is hard to beat and I don’t see UGA surving today.
Metaverse Vol: I must be in the wrong alternate reality then. How do I get into the one where we are undefeated and going for a 3rd straight national championship?
Nice take Vol: I think we see a different Beck today. Neyland juiced up and the d line getting after him. What he’s about to face is going to end his Heisman campaign.
Party pooper Vol: Vols haven't faced a well coached team at home this year, with Milton under center. This one will get ugly in the 2nd half.
Sideline reporter Vol:
It’s already ugly before the game starts! Jerseys missing!, Helmets 180° from where they’re supposed to be!, No shoelaces in the cleats!, O-line coach constipated!
Going to be a rough afternoon!
GBDO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't believe you Vol: I'm going stay positive all game! We shock the world!
If Vols were NFL scouts: To me, Bowers is an athletic body in on a team of 5 stars in a scheme that focus on getting the Tight End the ball in the middle of the field. He is going to have success against college LBs. But so are alot of TEs in that system. I don't think he translates as well as he is projected to wheb going up against NFL LBs.
You are partially correct, sir Vol: Tennessee -8.5 seems about right. I don't think we'll beat Georgia by 10. jmho
Dawgs average Vol: Average margin of defeat against Georgia during this 6 game losing streak is 26 points
Mike Bobo, Dillon Bell and MRJS aim to please Vol: We need some trick plays today
Lying Vol who was really expecting a close game: It's kind of a nice feeling of having 0 expectations, but having just enough talent for a possibility of a good game. No stress today.
Avoid the third quarter traffic, make some cash Vol: Way too much red. We’ve been selling our tickets all week clearly, just inviting in the rednecks of Athens.
Vols 7 Dawgs 0
Vol legion:
And that is a great start!
Holy Crap!
That's how you respond to last week
BOOM!!!!
Dawg expert Vol: Georgia lets everyone go up 7-0. Just part of their gameplan.
Oh, you definitely gonna be pissed off Vol: We better play pizzzed off the whole game. Pizzzed off at ourselves over the no show last week.
Tennessee 7 Georgia 3
VOLs win!!!!: Held them to 3. That’s a victory. I’ll take it.
Woodring sucks Vol: He was not far from missing that. Make him kick more
Coach Kilmer (Varsity Blues) Vol: we should be diving at Bowers knees, he goes down or gets injured
Game winning plan for UGA game Vol: Let’s score every time we get the ball
Cobra Kai sensei Vol: Bowers is too good. We need to go at those knees
Heupel bandwagon Vol: just realizing the kind of tribe he joined: No one should be rooting for injuries. That's trash.
Georgia converting sinners to saints Vol: Georgia has always traveled well and their fanbase has grown a lot in SE Tennessee in recent years, unfortunately.
Third and Grantham spreading to other DCs Vol: I'm so sick of giving up 3rd down conversions every damn time.
Little known Vol fact. John Chavis invented Third and...: Anyone else bothered by the fact Chavis is no longer a coach but 3rd and Chavis is still in full effect?
CDC Vol: Our DBs seem to think all the UGA receivers have covid
Georgia 10 Vols 7
Easily offended Vol: Georgia testing out trick plays? I hope they use it as motivation. It seems like the type of disrespect that can fire up guys.
As good of an explanation as I've heard Vol: I am almost convinced Georgia spots teams 7 points just to make it harder on themselves so they don’t get bored.
On to the next coach Vol: I hate to say it, but Heupel is just a gimmick coach, and the gimmick is over
Do they give out Razzies for college football? Vol: I hear Tim Banks is up for some coordinator award.
85 Bears were a defensive team that mostly ran the ball, but okay Vol: I don't care if you're playing the 85 Bears, there is no excuse for anyone to be that wide open.
Apollo Creed's trainer Vol: Hope we get Georgia off the schedule in 2025
Field and Stream Vol: If I see another three and out, I'll be going deer hunting.
"We're bizarro Georgia" Vol: Same story all year long. Defense can’t stop 3rd down and offense can’t convert them.
Carson's pick
Nice Pick!!!!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Stanford Steve Vol:
Nice pick...
Gonna be a block in the back I bet
Holding penalty
Ref threw the flag after Slaughter was hakfway down the field with the INT!!
MOTHER F'R
Wtf..
Just effing great.
What does this even mean? Vol: Are you kidding me??!??!!! I'm done with officiating
Comedy writin' Vol: Mustard bottles are nervous
Take it to the Chat Vol: I’m no longer a conspiracy theorist. This is legit now. It’s a work.
Vol that respects every UGA fan:
This is going the direction of the Missouri game, except this will probably be almost twice as bad. I'm turning the game off now. We look completely unprepared and clueless. So disappointed to see our team consistently crap the bed in big games.
I respect anyone who can continue to watch this garbage.
Apologetic Vol: OK,. Good call Ref. Sorry for saying FU.
Nick Fairley Vol : Someone needs to literally injure an official. Until we send a damn message nothing will happen.
B1G Vol: I don’t wish any specific injuries, but I want something absolutely crushing to happen to Bama and UGA and any and all hopes of an SEC championship are erased for the conference. So tired of this. Let’s go Michigan. Let’s go OSU. Let’s go anyone but Greg freaking Sankey and the sycophants.
Totally objective unbiased Vol: So, Tennessee gets an INT and the crooked SEC officials give Georgia a first down for a nonexistent infraction. I think our team should walk out of this *#!^&@* fixed game, right now.
I conveniently forgot about the McKinstry PI and the should've been a safety call from last year Vol: Im tired of him being diplomatic and holding his tongue. I get it- its a rule but sometimes you must call out the unfairness. There is a hierarchy in the SEC and it’s obvious the refs favor Georgia and Alabama. These no calls and stupid calls on Tennessee are atrocious.
Still thinks he can win the East Vol: You can bet that the SEC wants a GA. vs Bama game.
True believer Vol: There's a stop!!! Today is the day, everything changes!
Vol who finally sees what everyone else has seen for weeks now: Milton just isn’t that good of a QB. Huge drop off from Hooker. Can’t win games like this with someone who can’t hit his receivers.
Tell me you don't know crap about football without telling me you don't know crap about football Vol: I feel like every single SEC game I watch this year we get way more penalties called on us and very specific penalties I’ve never heard of. And then the other team gets away with holding along the offensive line and on defense. So basically we have to play perfect.
"Can't beat coaching rumors" Vol: i've said it before and i'll say it again. heuple aint it. looking forward to the next coaching search. those are exciting times!
You'll be wanting Dolly back in another quarter Vol: Look...I can appreciate Dolly as much as anyone...but there is a football game going on.
Now that's an OC Vol:
Ohhh look a well designed play call. Of course it’s from Bobo.
Reading the tea leaves Vol: Starting to think this actually won’t even be close come halftime.
Bobo got the scalpel and forceps out Vol: Oh man. Georgia looks absolutely surgical on this drive.
Three strikes and you're out. Three outs and you're Tennessee vs. Georgia Vol: Outcoached, outclassed, outmatched
hopefully this summer the team spends less time on remembering handshakes and more on being an actual elite program.
Dawgs 17 Vols 7
Thin mints and Tagalongs Vol: Our defense could not stop a Girl Scout troop!
USPS Vol: Route is on. No pressure. Soft defense
WWE Vol: The smackdown is on.
Bored Vol: The Dolly interview was more exciting
Do all Vols work for the postal service, UPS, etc.?: The route is on folks. 45–7 52-14 Georgia can name their score now the defense has already quit
Backhanded compliment Vol: Better athletes better at cheating and better coaches. Georgia is just on another level than us
Wedding on Florida, Mizzou and Bama weeks Vol: What the hell happened to Heupel? Coaching a terrible game!
Neyland's a library Vol: Too fickle. Georgia scored a ****ing FG and they got quiet. Make it hard on them you sad ****s lmao
Heupel's the librarian Vol: Actually they were loud when Tennessee was doing well but it has been for such a short time, you can't blame them. The team has to perform to get the crowd into it.
Erik Ainge Vol:
Are you here at game? Crowd is between 110-120 consistently.
If you aren’t here shut the f UP, you are ignorant. If you are here get hearing aids.
We are UCF jr. Vol: Heupel isn’t a good coach
Remembering Jabari fumbles? Vol: history says we are do for a scoop and score on this possession. (Spelling not their strong suit.)
Seinfeld Vol: Don’t worry, we will make the necessary adjustments at the half.
Tackle U Vol: Ga putting on a tackling clinic
Hatin' Vols:
I hate Georgia.
I hate Kirby.
I wish I could punch Bowers in the face.
Kirby is so annoying.
Ted Bundy Vol again: Ankles knees twist & turn .
Uhhh. Wut? Vol: This is hard to watch. Defense actually playing decent. Offensive is leaving a lot to be desired today.
Trash chunking Vol: Blatant facemask. No call! break out the mustard bottles and golf ball!
Dillon Bell and them Dawgs is hell Vol: Good grief. Can’t cover better than that.
Insulting Clark Lea Vol: We are Vandy level at this point, trash coaching all the way around. Maybe CJH will leave the next coach some talent. We can’t cover tackle block pass catch, oh wait we can ping really well
24- 7 Dawgs
Hope can drive a man insane Vol: I just hate that we scored on the first play and gave me hope.
Kirby has mercy Vol: I guess the only remaining question is will UGA hang 50 on us?
"Let's have a Revivols! book burning" Vol: This is a joke. I am beyond ****ing tired of Tennessee being the laughing stock of football.
"They Shoot Horses Don't They?" Vol: Thank you for putting us out of our misery Georgia. Just an absolutely pathetic performance and it’s completely on Heupel.
Sadly, one of the streaks had to end Vol: Home win streak over
In awe and jealous at the same time Vol:
Watching their QB throw and their WRs receive is both sad and amazing. Is there anything they don’t catch?
That’s what a real offense looks like. Sadly it’s not us
Pre game
Neyland Super Power Vols: This game will be closer than people think we play differently at Neyland. Go Vols!!
Like you really cared about this in the 90's Vol: We own Georgia's ass in basketball.
Can you run triple option with five receiver sets? Vol:
Assuming last week was an aberration and we are a different team at home, can UT Offense (with all its injuries) move the ball against uga without tempo? The less time of possession for uga the better.
FInalist for dumbest Vol ever: Hopefully we find a way to cover their Tight Ends. I think they are both overrated, but Georgia does a great job of scheming them open in their offense.
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm Vol:
Call it?
It’s been a tough, hard fought game with both teams stingy in the red zone. Late in the fourth quarter, each team has a pair of touchdowns. Georgia has three field goals, and Tennessee has four. The kickers have been busy. Georgia completes a drive for a touchdown and taken a four-point lead, 30-26. There’s less than a minute on the clock, and thanks to a questionable call, the Vols are starting on their own 6 yard line. Gary Daniels is already giving a eulogy for Tennessee and anointing Georgia as the favorite to repeat as national champs.
The Vols get 2 yards on a run up the middle, have to call a timeout. They get 5 more on a pass to the sideline. Georgia stuffs the third down attempt for no gain. Timeout Tennessee. Fourth down play, Milton escapes the rush and sprints for thirty-four yards. Tackled on the field, the Vols are forced to use their last timeout. There’s eight seconds left on the game clock.
The Vols line up with four wideouts. Tennessee’s o-line handles the three man rush. Milton uncorks a picture-perfect pass to the endzone. A Georgia DB shoves a Tennessee receiver to the ground. Three other Georgia DBs leap up for the ball. It bounces off their competing hands and into the arms of a Vol receiver behind them. Georgia players mob the Tennessee receiver, grabbing his face mask and punching him wildly. He controls the ball with both hands at his midsection. Two officials signal touchdown Tennessee. No flags are thrown despite the obvious infractions committed by Georgia. Tennessee kicks the extra point. The Vols are victorious, 33-30.
The upset and epic final play are everywhere throughout the days that follow. Often, Milton’s and Dobb’s passes are played back to back, as the story goes viral worldwide.
Off the meds Vol: Reality is Tennessee is 9-1 with a lone loss to Mizzou. Josh at Neyland is hard to beat and I don’t see UGA surving today.
Metaverse Vol: I must be in the wrong alternate reality then. How do I get into the one where we are undefeated and going for a 3rd straight national championship?
Nice take Vol: I think we see a different Beck today. Neyland juiced up and the d line getting after him. What he’s about to face is going to end his Heisman campaign.
Party pooper Vol: Vols haven't faced a well coached team at home this year, with Milton under center. This one will get ugly in the 2nd half.
Sideline reporter Vol:
It’s already ugly before the game starts! Jerseys missing!, Helmets 180° from where they’re supposed to be!, No shoelaces in the cleats!, O-line coach constipated!
Going to be a rough afternoon!
GBDO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't believe you Vol: I'm going stay positive all game! We shock the world!
If Vols were NFL scouts: To me, Bowers is an athletic body in on a team of 5 stars in a scheme that focus on getting the Tight End the ball in the middle of the field. He is going to have success against college LBs. But so are alot of TEs in that system. I don't think he translates as well as he is projected to wheb going up against NFL LBs.
You are partially correct, sir Vol: Tennessee -8.5 seems about right. I don't think we'll beat Georgia by 10. jmho
Dawgs average Vol: Average margin of defeat against Georgia during this 6 game losing streak is 26 points
Mike Bobo, Dillon Bell and MRJS aim to please Vol: We need some trick plays today
Lying Vol who was really expecting a close game: It's kind of a nice feeling of having 0 expectations, but having just enough talent for a possibility of a good game. No stress today.
Avoid the third quarter traffic, make some cash Vol: Way too much red. We’ve been selling our tickets all week clearly, just inviting in the rednecks of Athens.
Vols 7 Dawgs 0
Vol legion:
And that is a great start!
Holy Crap!
That's how you respond to last week
BOOM!!!!
Dawg expert Vol: Georgia lets everyone go up 7-0. Just part of their gameplan.
Oh, you definitely gonna be pissed off Vol: We better play pizzzed off the whole game. Pizzzed off at ourselves over the no show last week.
Tennessee 7 Georgia 3
VOLs win!!!!: Held them to 3. That’s a victory. I’ll take it.
Woodring sucks Vol: He was not far from missing that. Make him kick more
Coach Kilmer (Varsity Blues) Vol: we should be diving at Bowers knees, he goes down or gets injured
Game winning plan for UGA game Vol: Let’s score every time we get the ball
Cobra Kai sensei Vol: Bowers is too good. We need to go at those knees
Heupel bandwagon Vol: just realizing the kind of tribe he joined: No one should be rooting for injuries. That's trash.
Georgia converting sinners to saints Vol: Georgia has always traveled well and their fanbase has grown a lot in SE Tennessee in recent years, unfortunately.
Third and Grantham spreading to other DCs Vol: I'm so sick of giving up 3rd down conversions every damn time.
Little known Vol fact. John Chavis invented Third and...: Anyone else bothered by the fact Chavis is no longer a coach but 3rd and Chavis is still in full effect?
CDC Vol: Our DBs seem to think all the UGA receivers have covid
Georgia 10 Vols 7
Easily offended Vol: Georgia testing out trick plays? I hope they use it as motivation. It seems like the type of disrespect that can fire up guys.
As good of an explanation as I've heard Vol: I am almost convinced Georgia spots teams 7 points just to make it harder on themselves so they don’t get bored.
On to the next coach Vol: I hate to say it, but Heupel is just a gimmick coach, and the gimmick is over
Do they give out Razzies for college football? Vol: I hear Tim Banks is up for some coordinator award.
85 Bears were a defensive team that mostly ran the ball, but okay Vol: I don't care if you're playing the 85 Bears, there is no excuse for anyone to be that wide open.
Apollo Creed's trainer Vol: Hope we get Georgia off the schedule in 2025
Field and Stream Vol: If I see another three and out, I'll be going deer hunting.
"We're bizarro Georgia" Vol: Same story all year long. Defense can’t stop 3rd down and offense can’t convert them.
Carson's pick
Nice Pick!!!!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Stanford Steve Vol:
Nice pick...
Gonna be a block in the back I bet
Holding penalty
Ref threw the flag after Slaughter was hakfway down the field with the INT!!
MOTHER F'R
Wtf..
Just effing great.
What does this even mean? Vol: Are you kidding me??!??!!! I'm done with officiating
Comedy writin' Vol: Mustard bottles are nervous
Take it to the Chat Vol: I’m no longer a conspiracy theorist. This is legit now. It’s a work.
Vol that respects every UGA fan:
This is going the direction of the Missouri game, except this will probably be almost twice as bad. I'm turning the game off now. We look completely unprepared and clueless. So disappointed to see our team consistently crap the bed in big games.
I respect anyone who can continue to watch this garbage.
Apologetic Vol: OK,. Good call Ref. Sorry for saying FU.
Nick Fairley Vol : Someone needs to literally injure an official. Until we send a damn message nothing will happen.
B1G Vol: I don’t wish any specific injuries, but I want something absolutely crushing to happen to Bama and UGA and any and all hopes of an SEC championship are erased for the conference. So tired of this. Let’s go Michigan. Let’s go OSU. Let’s go anyone but Greg freaking Sankey and the sycophants.
Totally objective unbiased Vol: So, Tennessee gets an INT and the crooked SEC officials give Georgia a first down for a nonexistent infraction. I think our team should walk out of this *#!^&@* fixed game, right now.
I conveniently forgot about the McKinstry PI and the should've been a safety call from last year Vol: Im tired of him being diplomatic and holding his tongue. I get it- its a rule but sometimes you must call out the unfairness. There is a hierarchy in the SEC and it’s obvious the refs favor Georgia and Alabama. These no calls and stupid calls on Tennessee are atrocious.
Still thinks he can win the East Vol: You can bet that the SEC wants a GA. vs Bama game.
True believer Vol: There's a stop!!! Today is the day, everything changes!
Vol who finally sees what everyone else has seen for weeks now: Milton just isn’t that good of a QB. Huge drop off from Hooker. Can’t win games like this with someone who can’t hit his receivers.
Tell me you don't know crap about football without telling me you don't know crap about football Vol: I feel like every single SEC game I watch this year we get way more penalties called on us and very specific penalties I’ve never heard of. And then the other team gets away with holding along the offensive line and on defense. So basically we have to play perfect.
"Can't beat coaching rumors" Vol: i've said it before and i'll say it again. heuple aint it. looking forward to the next coaching search. those are exciting times!
You'll be wanting Dolly back in another quarter Vol: Look...I can appreciate Dolly as much as anyone...but there is a football game going on.
Now that's an OC Vol:
Ohhh look a well designed play call. Of course it’s from Bobo.
Reading the tea leaves Vol: Starting to think this actually won’t even be close come halftime.
Bobo got the scalpel and forceps out Vol: Oh man. Georgia looks absolutely surgical on this drive.
Three strikes and you're out. Three outs and you're Tennessee vs. Georgia Vol: Outcoached, outclassed, outmatched
hopefully this summer the team spends less time on remembering handshakes and more on being an actual elite program.
Dawgs 17 Vols 7
Thin mints and Tagalongs Vol: Our defense could not stop a Girl Scout troop!
USPS Vol: Route is on. No pressure. Soft defense
WWE Vol: The smackdown is on.
Bored Vol: The Dolly interview was more exciting
Do all Vols work for the postal service, UPS, etc.?: The route is on folks. 45–7 52-14 Georgia can name their score now the defense has already quit
Backhanded compliment Vol: Better athletes better at cheating and better coaches. Georgia is just on another level than us
Wedding on Florida, Mizzou and Bama weeks Vol: What the hell happened to Heupel? Coaching a terrible game!
Neyland's a library Vol: Too fickle. Georgia scored a ****ing FG and they got quiet. Make it hard on them you sad ****s lmao
Heupel's the librarian Vol: Actually they were loud when Tennessee was doing well but it has been for such a short time, you can't blame them. The team has to perform to get the crowd into it.
Erik Ainge Vol:
Are you here at game? Crowd is between 110-120 consistently.
If you aren’t here shut the f UP, you are ignorant. If you are here get hearing aids.
We are UCF jr. Vol: Heupel isn’t a good coach
Remembering Jabari fumbles? Vol: history says we are do for a scoop and score on this possession. (Spelling not their strong suit.)
Seinfeld Vol: Don’t worry, we will make the necessary adjustments at the half.
Tackle U Vol: Ga putting on a tackling clinic
Hatin' Vols:
I hate Georgia.
I hate Kirby.
I wish I could punch Bowers in the face.
Kirby is so annoying.
Ted Bundy Vol again: Ankles knees twist & turn .
Uhhh. Wut? Vol: This is hard to watch. Defense actually playing decent. Offensive is leaving a lot to be desired today.
Trash chunking Vol: Blatant facemask. No call! break out the mustard bottles and golf ball!
Dillon Bell and them Dawgs is hell Vol: Good grief. Can’t cover better than that.
Insulting Clark Lea Vol: We are Vandy level at this point, trash coaching all the way around. Maybe CJH will leave the next coach some talent. We can’t cover tackle block pass catch, oh wait we can ping really well
24- 7 Dawgs
Hope can drive a man insane Vol: I just hate that we scored on the first play and gave me hope.
Kirby has mercy Vol: I guess the only remaining question is will UGA hang 50 on us?
"Let's have a Revivols! book burning" Vol: This is a joke. I am beyond ****ing tired of Tennessee being the laughing stock of football.
"They Shoot Horses Don't They?" Vol: Thank you for putting us out of our misery Georgia. Just an absolutely pathetic performance and it’s completely on Heupel.
Sadly, one of the streaks had to end Vol: Home win streak over
In awe and jealous at the same time Vol:
Watching their QB throw and their WRs receive is both sad and amazing. Is there anything they don’t catch?
That’s what a real offense looks like. Sadly it’s not us
