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Now that our great state is no longer

What would you like to see done?

My top 3 goals are:

1. The demolition of spaghetti junction and the Atlanta airport;
2. Expatriating all Yankee and California transplants (unless they are conservative in which case they can stay pending formal apologies for Sherman); and
3. The commissioning of a statue to honor Okefenokee Joe.

1 and 2 are keys to the overall plan to shrink Atlanta by 7000% over the next 4 years.
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