Guys, do we really need to chase this fool's gold of trying to turn our home games into a Vince McMahon wrestling PPV?
Paraphrasing Kirby, to hell with the bells and whistles. Leave the drone fireworks and fancy lights to Texas and any other school who wants to guzzle that fake juice.
What if we bucked that trend and went old school instead. We got a throwback coach who's the hardest working man in the game. A Maximus Decimus Meridius for the 21st Century. I'll take that every time over a fireworks Emo Bevo in the sky. Let's be the hardest working fans in the game, and quit this candy ass carping over music and lights.
After that ass-whoopin' his boys put on over at fancy-dancy DKR on Saturday, Kirby would be fully justified to pose the question to each of us, "Are you not entertained?"
If you're not, you should be.