The
year is 2024 and the United States
has just elected the first woman as President of the United
States, and she is from Georgia!
A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father in Georgia and
asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used
to be, we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."
"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you
home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"
"Oh,Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown
custom-made by one of the best designers in N.Y."
"Honey, Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and
your friends like to eat."
The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair
is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. And I'll ensure your meals
are salt-free."
So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on Jan. 20, 2024 arrived to see their
daughter sworn in as President of the United States. The parents of
the new President are seated in the front row.
The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and leans over
and whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand on the Bible,
becoming President of the United
States?
"The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for The University of Georgia."
year is 2024 and the United States
has just elected the first woman as President of the United
States, and she is from Georgia!
A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her father in Georgia and
asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?"
"I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young as she used
to be, we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is acting up in my knee."
"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you
home, and a limousine will pick you up at your door," she said.
"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?"
"Oh,Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown
custom-made by one of the best designers in N.Y."
"Honey, Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods you and
your friends like to eat."
The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire affair
is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. And I'll ensure your meals
are salt-free."
So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on Jan. 20, 2024 arrived to see their
daughter sworn in as President of the United States. The parents of
the new President are seated in the front row.
The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and leans over
and whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand on the Bible,
becoming President of the United
States?
"The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do."
Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football for The University of Georgia."
