Pre game
Dawg Daddy Horn: Just bet my son straight up. Georgia wins and he can take his gf out to a nice dinner on me. Texas wins and I get 2 hours of labor out of him during Christmas break. Don’t let me down horns.
Depraved Horn: I really thought this was going a different route when you mentioned his gf at first
"These aren't the Dawgs you're looking for" Horn: So since we are the higher seed, I assume we opted to wear the Stormtroopers?
Pod Horn: Both Klatt and Pate think we have another gear that we haven't slipped into this year, or much. I tend to agree.
Just like he did in October Horn: Saban knows what beating Georgia in this game looks like, and he likes Texas. We gone win. Let's go.
You ain't seen nothing yet Horn: Kirby smart is so insufferable
Family not in the oil biz Horn:
If fans travel to
- 1 big time ooc game
- sec championship
- 3-4 playoff games
Something has to give
Sark in his backyard Horn: Sark knows this building because he called plays for the Falcons here
Priapism Horn: Question: are we supposed to call the doctor before or after the 4-hour boner?
Snobby overconfident Horn: It's time to f these rubes up! It won't be like last time.
"Texas fans, like Guinness, don't travel well" Horn: Empty seats on the Georgia fans. if this were in Dallas or Houston the stadium would be full.
Loser mentality Horn: I don’t feel remotely jacked up for this game.
I WANT them to get revenge. And shut up the nonsense but they lose a close game and look decent then they’re the 5 seed.
Dripping, err.... flowing with irony Horn: Ettiene made a bad decision to play. You Choose poorly, young man.
And the kickoff
Why f'ing why?
What the f? Come on Golden, use your head
why the F are you running it back 5 yards in
f'ing f what the f. you idiot.
WTF, Golden??
He has to be the dumbest returner in history.
Keep watching and learn Horn: Why does Sark always, always, always overthink shit in important games. Georgia has been dogshit against the run the last two games. Line up and try to move them off the ball.
Flag football Horn: Dirty GA safety trying to hurt Golden.
He launches at every tackle.
F that guy
A few moments before Ewers first int
NO TURNOVERS. WE WIN
Ewers first INT
F*******************K!
Snake bit against this team man
And there it is.
F ME
We are the cowboys
M horn: WTF was Bond doing?
"Get ready for the updates to change his ratings" Horn: Bond is unstoppable on EA CFB 25 fwiw
Another Ironic Horn take: I see Kirby is in early bitch mode.
Moneypenny Horn: It was a s**t floater thrown to the wrong shoulder to a guy who was blanketed. Not Bond's fault.
Robert Stack Horn: How the f does GA tech run all over them and we can’t
Bud Kilmer watching from the couch Horn: Damnit, you're not going to hit the guys on slow developing horizontal s**t. They have too much speed for that. Will need to power them. If we can't do that we're in trouble offensively.
Sark's new gf:
How about you shut the f up. Everything that has gone wrong on offense to this point has been in the players doing absolutely f'ing dumb s**t. Not on the play calling. Quinn was 5/7 for 119 yards a few plays ago.
Texas 3, UGA 0
Soft Horn: So tired of seeing shots of Horns Down.
"They didn't give him that double aught for nothing" Horn: Bond has killed two drives so far.
Kenan gif Horn: Etienne did not look healthy that 1st carry. Running scared.
Must've watched an edited version of the last game Horn: It looks like the same f'ing refs that bailed them out last game are back for this game.
Wise Horn: Need to have this statistical dominance reflect on the scoreboard. It didn't last week but aggy isn't Georgia. Dawgs will hang around.
Huge amount of Kirby hate. I kind of like it.
Kirby needs to grow the f up. Such a bitch
get f'ng Kirby SMart back from the sideline. holy s**t refs quit sucking his **** and throw a flag.
Kirby trying to intercept the pass that f***er
Smart almost made the tackle. I hope he breaks his f'ing leg running on the field.
Was that Kirby running and jumping up and down the sideline, whiny f'er is more athletic than I give him credit
Did you see Kirby running down the sideline like the cartoon Kirby?
Is that Kirby running along sideline?
F you Kirby you f'ing Lucky Charms Leprechaun
I thought Kirby was going to bat the ball down. Get off the paint ya douche.
Kirby looks like an overbearing father coaching his son's pee wee team with all the gesticulations and bitching. F that c***.
I have never seen a more bitch ass HC than Kirby.
Does Kirby ever not whine like a little bitch? What a gaping p***y.
Was hoping he'd trip and fall on his fat face and break his visor.
Texas player needs to truck his fat ass
Macho Horn: Next time Kirby Smart runs onto the field, he needs to get f'ing flattened. They didn't do s**t when he got physical with a player a few weeks ago and they don't do s**t when he's constantly on the field. Gonna have to handle it ourselves.
Watching field pass on ESPN, thinking he's watching the Herbie/Fowler cast on ABC Horn: Man this broadcast team is a beating. They’re just having rambling conversations and barely discussing what’s going on in the game.
The juice isn't in the game yet Horn: We're the better team on both sides of the ball. They couldn't get the juice they had in October.
Speaking for all Georgia fans, cry me a river Horn: That’s like five incompletions now that have hit the receiver in the hands, one leading to an int. This s**t needs to stop.
The light bulb comes on for the Horn complaining about the telecast: I just realized I’m watching the espn field pass broadcast. It’s horrible.
Texas 6 UGA 0
We're gonna win 15-0
Defense and Bert MVPs
FGs are worthless
Get your s**t together
Bert on his game. We can't lose
we have totally dominated this s**t and are 1 missed tackle away from no longer being in the lead
so frustrating
An unsettling fear Horn:
I would like the score to be better but we are keeping their D on the field and cashing in FGs.
Georgia is damn good - especially when they play us
UT Austin Espanol major Horn: Letting them hang around is no Bueno. We have not been a second half team all year.
"Dawgs no bueno" Horn:
Gotta play above all the bad calls. We are capable of it, play our best and they can't touch us.
Totally agree!! So far, what’s been shown on the field isn’t impressive from GA
"There's a new sheriff in town" Horn: Refs are working this game like they always used to do for Alabama when they were getting handled. Keep the game close enough for them to have a chance.
Texas 6 Georgia 3
Lonesome Dove Horn: 6-3 typical SEC game.
College football historian Horn: Georgia kickers always seem to be great
Luke Sywalker Horn: Feels like we're dominating this game but the score says 6-3 and Georgia starts the ball in the 2nd half.
We have to get tds this game can switch on a dime so we can’t keep it close to let the penalties decide this game for us
Threatening Horn: There’s only one way to stop SEC refs from cheating
:
Auburn misses the FG
Got damnit bert you f'ing hack.
Why, God, why?
Auburn was pretty decent last year
WTF this year
New GF?
Bad Bert
F'ing Bert
Can’t wait until you’re f'ing gone, Auburn. You suck.
F you Sideshow! This game should be an ass beating. F !!!
F ! How is this score real? We’re f'ing dominating them
Dawgventer for sure Horn: F'ing drunk ass UGA fan behind us just puked
Frustrated Horn:
Only this f'ing football team can put up damn near 300 yards of offense before halftime and only have six points. Just completely undisciplined. Constant f ups all season on offense and special teams and it hasn't been fixed whatsoever.
AA Horn: The way this half has gone, I hope Sark doesn't start drinking again.
Injury celebration Horn:
Beck is done lol.
Maybe should have taken a knee their, Kirby.
Ellis Redding Horn:
If Beck is out there's only 1 thing to do:
Hope like f'ing hell his backup sucks s**t
Blind as a bat Horn: Sark's gotta tell the refs about their crap call, not just Holly.
20/20 vision Horn: That wasn't Holly..... Might want to give LASIK a try.
Hopefully, not a doctor Horn: I don't think the analysts understand. Beck fell on his off shoulder, not his throwing shoulder. He should be fine.
Fake injury Horn: He got up just fine, he was faking being hurt because he was mad about the fumble. Wanted attention/sympathy.
In the bag Horn: I think even if Beck comes back out he’s gonna be inaccurate and is good for at least one critical non ref aided pick in the 2nd half. We’re gonna make similar adjustments to last game against UGA and take what we need with less backwards plays and take the first SEC title back to the state of Texas.
And the Dr. Pepper girl viraling begins Horn:
Ashley Sha-homina-homina-homina
My goodness.
Responding to a "What are we Drinking" post Horn:
Iced tea. And Dr Pepper lady’s bath water
Seinfeld Horn: Glad we didn't have a master of your domain contest going on. Otherwise...
Gastroenterologists gonna be raking it in this week Horn: I'm going to get a stomach ulcer if this backup QB starts hot against the best Texas D I've seen in almost 20 years.
Second half a little later
