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This morning, I was reaching for something on the top shelf in the kitchen and accidentally gave the Nazi salute.

Later, I was looking for some tools in the garage and found myself holding a hammer and a sickle at the same time. It scared me so bad that I dropped them and did the moon walk to get away.

Then, I had to walk the dog in the cold, so I wrapped my face with a houndstooth scarf.

Oh no, I just picked my nose with my middle finger and and shot myself a bird.

Fellers, I’m afraid that I’ve become an effed up Nazi Communist Hamas Michael Jackson. To avoid anymore trouble, I’m just going to crawl into bed and pull the sheet over my head. Sheet? Did I just join the Klan?

Please make it stop!

When my wife asks me to describe a Chatlib....

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Give Elon credit for the Nazi salute

Ok. Then before calling someone a nazi, how about do some research on what Elon musk has done in relation to the Jewish community. What he is doing currently. It is so dumb it defies words. People with nazi beliefs don’t offer their time, influence and money to the people they hate.


https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/12/06/middleeast/musk-herzog-israel-hostages-intl


That took me five minutes.
So...I never once called musk a Nazi.

I said if he doesn't want to be called one, don't do stuff that makes you look like a Nazi.

Big difference.

Consequences and actions and all that.

A Nazi salute, even in jest, is still a Nazi salute. That doesn't necessarily make that person a Nazi....but perception is reality.

This morning, I was reaching for something on the top shelf in the kitchen and accidentally gave the Nazi salute.

Later, I was looking for some tools in the garage and found myself holding a hammer and a sickle at the same time. It scared me so bad that I dropped them and did the moon walk to get away.

Then, I had to walk the dog in the cold, so I wrapped my face with a houndstooth scarf.

Oh no, I just picked my nose with my middle finger and and shot myself a bird.

Fellers, I’m afraid that I’ve become an effed up Nazi Communist Hamas Michael Jackson. To avoid anymore trouble, I’m just going to crawl into bed and pull the sheet over my head. Sheet? Did I just join the Klan?

Please make it stop!
As long as CNN/MSNBC doesn't film/selectively edit your actions today and post on X, you will be ok!
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