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Not 'Alright, Alright, Alright' Matthew McConaughey Issues Statement on Bottle Debacle

It has been the talk of the college football universe since Saturday when, inside Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium, the Texas student section littered the field with bottles after the controversial third-quarter defensive pass interference penalty that would later be overturned. Now, just a day after the SEC announced that Texas would be fined $250,000 for the actions of its fanbase, famous Longhorn alum and actor Matthew McConaughey has issued a statement.


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If we can just get Beck to quit throwing Interceptions

and playing average or slightly above average and play defense the way we did Saturday night we can go ahead and make room in the trophy case for another Natty trophy. We also got to get Schumann and Kirby to not get too conservative on defense too. Release the Dawgs like we did Saturday night. Let them eat

CFP rankings: Are y'all aware...

That if Oregon slips up and we get rolling, there is a pretty simple path to us being the #1 team in the CFP for the entire season leading up to championship week, never losing and being #5 in the playoff? And I'm pretty much here for it.

  • Illinois upsets Oregon
  • A&M wins out
  • LSU wins out after losing to A&M this week
  • We take care of Florida and get rolling to finish 11-1
  • A&M & LSU would play for the SECC
  • We'd most likely be #1 in every poll, including the CFP
  • By rule, we can't be #1 in the final 12.
  • I'd be fine missing the SECCG. We'd be 5 and host the #12, most likely Boise St. We'd play BYU in the quarters.
I'd take it.

People don't understand how convoluted this system is.
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