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🚨 D’ville’s Fake 3-2-1 🚨

Tonight’s fake 321 is brought to you by inexplicable popular demand, the muscle relaxer I took earlier, and this margarita I just poured whilst making dinner. Let’s get after it

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1. Gettin’ Lucky in Kentucky. Let’s face it: our last two trips to Lexington haven’t been pretty. We won 16-6 up there in 2022 and 14-3 in 2020. Those games were uglier than my average score at the UGA golf course (suck it, holes 12 and 13). The difference in those games and tomorrow is those games were played in the cold and the wind, and we obviously didn’t trust Stet to throw it in those conditions. By contrast, we smoked the cats in 2023, 2021, and 2018 in better weather (2019 was 21-0 in a literal tropical storm too). Kentucky needs to weather to be its ally, and it won’t have it tomorrow.

2. You didn’t have to Stoops so low. Stoops is a guy where perception doesn’t meet reality. Let’s be honest, the SEC East was the weaker division for its final 10-12 years. Stoops was a big beneficiary of games with Vandy and Scar and Mizzou and an annual crossover with the maroon bulldogs. Despite that, he has had a winning record in the SEC *twice*. Kentucky is the biggest loser in the divisionless SEC, and it’ll be even worse for the Cats if we go to 9 games and they keep their intrastate rivalry.

3. Slow down, men. That is all.

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2 questions

1. Are we looking ahead? Let’s be honest. Bama has had our number for almost two decades save for one magical night in Indy. We’re doing there in two weeks. We shouldn’t be looking ahead, but is there a chance that the Kang just wants a nice easy two putt par tomorrow night and the Dawgs stay off the gas? It feels like Kirby uses this game as man ball practice sometimes. Do we do that tomorrow?

2. Would you want to transfer from UGA and then face Kirby as a QB? So Brock V looked less like Thor last week and more like Loki. Or Tony Stark without the suit. Now his old team comes to town, and Kirby Smart has seen him in practice for three years and knows exactly what bothers him. I’m sure Brock is happy to see his old pals, but he won’t be happy the first time they greet him on a double A gap blitz.

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1 prediction

Dawgs start fast and then coast to a big win. 38-3 Dawgs.
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So the nations biggest sports news of the week

Was Tyreke Hill being pulled over for “reckless driving” and because of the interaction with the cops he has been completely vindicated from any wrong doing……you don’t think our young impressionable youth see this? Not even a mention of the reckless driving that the cop pulled him over for or the tinted windows that led to the cops actions……It will be interesting to see how the dawgs play today because Kirby is absolutely feeling this and most certainly lost his mind in front of the team about this…….Personally I struggle. It’s being charged for being over the speed limit by a certain amount….Do I think it’s stupid? Hell yeah….do I think we should call them all criminals? Hell no…..Do I think it’s crazy in light of the fact we had two people die including a player? Hell yes……Do I think we have a “control” problem at the UGA? Hell no…..Kirby spends hours upon hours training these young men to be able to handle themselves for the next level what ever that may be……but the biggest problem is the two measuring sticks grad rate and arrest(even if it is only excessive speeding) are absolutely killing his azz right now…….and he is feeling that pressure and so will his staff and players from his fury…..

Ok..I enjoy watching Football,Hoop,and MLB on TV.. and I like to bet on em...

..keep in mind..I'm what ya call a " twenty dollar bettor"..I also enter $200.00 entry betting pools .!!
...With that said ...this year..I have had very good success taking the Braves and under ....(total runs scored)..
**..I am not an everyday bettor..but choose the Braves games to bet on... based on my interest to watch em...picked up 25.00 last nite on the Braves and under 8.5...barely🌝

Ballot Drop Box Monitoring

Read a good article on the harvesting of fraudulent ballots. Just copy what the First Amendment Police Auditors on youtube are already doing.

When someone shows up at a drop box with stacks of ballots, start the video. Who are you? Where did you get all of those ballots? What organization do you work for? Did they go over election law with you? Do you understand the penalties? Your bosses won’t be arrested for voter fraud. You will. Read the pertinent law to them. Hand it to them.

Then send the videos to the local election board, department of state, the FEC, local media, and the state and national Trump campaign. Put it on Rumble, Vimeo and YouTube. Inform the local authorities and the responsible NGO or 501(c()(3) that is forbidden from engaging in direct political activity.

Sounds like a great idea to me.

NonDawg Tipping on your fishing charter

So I am going to take my boys out on a fishing charter on spring break and I have always been confused by what to do on tipping here. We are going deep sea fishing on a decent sized boat that will have a captain and a mate. What in your experience is the right thing to do in terms of tipping? Thanks.

P.S. it's either going to be a 4 or 6 hour charter. Thanks.

I just can't shake the feeling

that it won't make a tinker's damn what the weather does tomorrow evening in Lexington KY........................we getting the W.

The series 63-2-12 is an embarrassing joke for the Wildcats. Mark Stoops has never beaten Georgia during his tenure at UK, pretty sure that eats at him.

The Dawgs 14 wins in a row turn into 15 late tomorrow night. Just get the W baby.

Kirby is doing nothing fancy, it's going to be an old school up the gut game. Leave with the W and get home with 2 more weeks for our wounded to heal up while the gumps hopefully have a tougher time with Wisconsin.

What a time to be alive!!!!!!

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Loomer and MTG

When MTG is calling you out as blatantly racist, you know the situation is extreme.

Please note that Loomer travelled with Trump on his plane to the debate. That might explain why he was yelling about Haitians eating family pets during the debate.

Most of the actual competent professional who have worked for Trump currently oppose him, so he is left with certifiably insane racists like Loomer. Only the best people, right Donald?

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