Waiting on first off color penn state comments
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As opposed to you cultists who worship at the alter of your idol? Joetown...Jonestown. Not really much difference
Looks like the fans on this board are getting a small taste of Joebot craziness. I don't know if you guys have ever seen this parody of Don McLean's "American Pie" before, but it is absolutely amazing with its description of St. Joe, his Cult and pop culture references. The parody was written a few months after St. Joe's work on Earth was done.
PENNSYLVANIA PIE
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that JoePa used to make me smile
And, I knew if I had my chance that "We are Penn State!" I would chant,
and...
Maybe I'd be happy for a while
But, last November made me shiver, with each newspaper they'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep - were kids raped while JoePa slept?
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his baleful pride,
but
Something touched me deep inside, I knew Paterno lied
So, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
Did you know our team we love, and do you have faith in Joe, above
If cheerleaders tell you so
Now, do you believe in New Year's bowls, can football save your mortal soul? And...
Can I wear a rubber mask of Joe?
Well, I know we can't speak truth of him, 'cause I saw the students rioting
His team wore old black shoes - so no way he'd allow abuse!
I was a bitter Lion fan with pluck, clinging to God, to guns and my pickup truck, but...
I knew I was out of luck. You see, Paterno lied
I started singing, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
Now, for six months we've been on our own, with no JoePa 'round to set our tone, but...
That's not how it used to be
When Sandusky coached such tenacious D, his "retirement" was a mystery
Or then so it seemed to you and me, and
While Joe said nothing strange went down, as Jerry brought more boys around
The courtroom was adjourned - a verdict was returned
While the foreman read out Jerry's guilt, what of Joe's statue that we built?
Like old Joe Stalin's, will it tilt, because Paterno lied?
We were singing, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
Helter, skelter, Joe's commands we knelt for - the East we fled for the Big Ten's shelter
Midwest schools where we're miscast
We've landed far from our past
Now athletes beat students en masse, and JoePa, on the sidelines, gives a pass
Now, his "discipline" was sweet perfume, "run steps" to Blue Band marching tunes
Triponey took a stance, oh, but she never stood a chance
'Cause the whole school was Joe's practice field - on that he just refused to yield
Do you recall what Freeh revealed, the ways Paterno lied.
We started singing, Bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
And, now put yourself in Joe's place - a geriatric saving face
With no time left to start again
So, come on, Joe be nimble, Joe be quick - upstairs the info Joe did kick, cause...
He'd later talk with Curley, his good friend
Though Joe's spin doctors take the stage, the victims fuel good people's rage,
No four-hundred-nine wins, absolve such monstrous sins
And, as they cried excuses through the night, to try to prove their idol right, I saw...
Satan laughing with delight. He knows Paterno lied
He was singing, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
I met a boy in white and blue, and I asked him for some happy news
He just frowned and turned away
I went down to Beaver Stadium once more, where I'd heard the cheering years before, but...
The man there said the cheering went away
In Joe's locker-room the children screamed, their mothers cried, yet no help was seen, for...
Not a word was spoken - State's alarm bells all were broken
And the three men I admired most: Joe the Father, Joe the Coach, Joe of Pious Boasts, he...
"reported up" and drank a toast. Yes, Joe Paterno lied.
And, they were singing, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
Yes, they were singing, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
PENNSYLVANIA PIE
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that JoePa used to make me smile
And, I knew if I had my chance that "We are Penn State!" I would chant,
and...
Maybe I'd be happy for a while
But, last November made me shiver, with each newspaper they'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep - were kids raped while JoePa slept?
I can't remember if I cried when I read about his baleful pride,
but
Something touched me deep inside, I knew Paterno lied
So, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
Did you know our team we love, and do you have faith in Joe, above
If cheerleaders tell you so
Now, do you believe in New Year's bowls, can football save your mortal soul? And...
Can I wear a rubber mask of Joe?
Well, I know we can't speak truth of him, 'cause I saw the students rioting
His team wore old black shoes - so no way he'd allow abuse!
I was a bitter Lion fan with pluck, clinging to God, to guns and my pickup truck, but...
I knew I was out of luck. You see, Paterno lied
I started singing, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
Now, for six months we've been on our own, with no JoePa 'round to set our tone, but...
That's not how it used to be
When Sandusky coached such tenacious D, his "retirement" was a mystery
Or then so it seemed to you and me, and
While Joe said nothing strange went down, as Jerry brought more boys around
The courtroom was adjourned - a verdict was returned
While the foreman read out Jerry's guilt, what of Joe's statue that we built?
Like old Joe Stalin's, will it tilt, because Paterno lied?
We were singing, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
Helter, skelter, Joe's commands we knelt for - the East we fled for the Big Ten's shelter
Midwest schools where we're miscast
We've landed far from our past
Now athletes beat students en masse, and JoePa, on the sidelines, gives a pass
Now, his "discipline" was sweet perfume, "run steps" to Blue Band marching tunes
Triponey took a stance, oh, but she never stood a chance
'Cause the whole school was Joe's practice field - on that he just refused to yield
Do you recall what Freeh revealed, the ways Paterno lied.
We started singing, Bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
And, now put yourself in Joe's place - a geriatric saving face
With no time left to start again
So, come on, Joe be nimble, Joe be quick - upstairs the info Joe did kick, cause...
He'd later talk with Curley, his good friend
Though Joe's spin doctors take the stage, the victims fuel good people's rage,
No four-hundred-nine wins, absolve such monstrous sins
And, as they cried excuses through the night, to try to prove their idol right, I saw...
Satan laughing with delight. He knows Paterno lied
He was singing, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
I met a boy in white and blue, and I asked him for some happy news
He just frowned and turned away
I went down to Beaver Stadium once more, where I'd heard the cheering years before, but...
The man there said the cheering went away
In Joe's locker-room the children screamed, their mothers cried, yet no help was seen, for...
Not a word was spoken - State's alarm bells all were broken
And the three men I admired most: Joe the Father, Joe the Coach, Joe of Pious Boasts, he...
"reported up" and drank a toast. Yes, Joe Paterno lied.
And, they were singing, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie,
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
Yes, they were singing, bye bye Miss Pennsylvania Pie
Asked their knowledge at State College, but their knowledge they did hide, and
Them good ol' boys they were wearin' blue and white ties, singing...
Joe's a saint, he would never lie
The biggest child appears. Get back to the Pitt board with the other 5 imbeciles.
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anon_4dfwm2pijbr0a
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Sandusky isn't the only sexual predator at PSU.
He went to Indiana.
Sandusky went to Pitt.
PS. The victims were all Pitt fans and they liked it so they were not really victims.
Here Pitters, learn something so you can quit lying.....
http://notredame.forums.rivals.com/...way-from-pay-a-multi-million-judgemetn.54596/
http://notredame.forums.rivals.com/...way-from-pay-a-multi-million-judgemetn.54596/
Don't waste your time, nothing will convince a JoeBot that Paterno knew about Sandusky.
These inbred Georgia fans aren't qualified to judge a man as great as Joseph Vincent Paterno. They wouldn't know what it's like to have a LEGEND for a coach and a program that has Success With Honor and the Grand Experiment. They also haven't studied the facts of the Sandusky case and are completely ignorant to truth. Joe was framed by Freeh and others and that the 'vicitms' are mostly liars looking for a big payout,
No one in Georgia gives a f**k about Penn State, Paterno or know it all POS Yankees like you. GFY, douche.
"Yankees," HAH! What is this, 1865? I have to say that I liked Richt - he truly seemed to admire Joe and the clean type of program that Joe ran. Sadly, he could never match Joe's level of success at Georgia, but at least he tried to be honorable, like Joe. Now it seems that Georgia is going for the win at any cost mentality that Kirby Smart will bring from Saban's inner circle....
When it comes to Penn State and Joe, you should really stick to asking questions, since you show no desire to learn the Facts.
Ok, smart ass, why was McQueary given a job by Paterno if he lied to him about Sandusky?
Nah, it's GFY o'clock. It's time for you to put a cork in that dick holster of yours and beat feet.
Why don't you just chill and treat yourself to a big bowl of Sandusky ice cream? You know, the one that's made with a large banana, whipped cream & a smear of chocolate.
Out of curiosity who paid Clemente for his "facts"?
The sad reality is Paterno testified under oath that he was told that "something of a sexual nature" happened with a youth. He also testified that he told McQuerry he did the right thing coming to him and he would take care of it. How any decent human being can be ok with what he did next is mind boggling. But it just goes to show the football first and only culture than Freeh felt permeated within the PSU community.
Joe owned Georgia and shut down Walker in the Sugar Bowl and some of the inbred southerners are still pissed. Joe is also the greatest coach that ever lived in any sport and had it not been for media bias he would have had 6 national champs instead of only two. Most inbred Georgia fans would kill their mother to have just one.
Penn State = Success With Honor
Georgia = second rate $EC
JoeBot is a term of endearment. It means we will fight for the man because he always fought for us
Don't believe what the media tells you. Joe was framed by the BOT, the ex-governor and Loius Freeh.
You miss that sweet Sandusky stroke of your youth, don't you...
Only trolls believe the false narrative. In fact they don't believe it they are haters who troll.
Don't bother. I realized after a couple of posts on this thread that it's filled with idiots. They're either trolling to get a response out of you, or downright stupid.
Trust me, I was born and raised in Georgia. I am very much looking forward to this match up. From my experience, there are two types of Georgia fans:
1. There are ones with a degree from the University of Georgia (a pretty decent school). They are intelligent enough to understand what Joe stood for (like Mark Richt and Vince Dooley).
2. There are those that grew up in rural Georgia, wouldn't know how to even apply to UGA and most likely couldn't even get into Georgia Southern. They think they are being witty by making jokes about sexual assault, but little do they know those jokes have been used before and aren't funny - but they will make insults calling you a yankee, which is funny.
This thread is clearly contained with number 2.
Pitt is irrelevant.
That was a Pitt poster you big dummy. Notice how he has one or two posts and changes his name.
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anon_4dfwm2pijbr0a
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I think you mean "sPitt." Alleged acts of child abuse are amusing to them. Classless fanbase.
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